Just a little humor for this morning don't know the author of this but
it always makes me smile


Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife.

Software Engineer writes ............

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5
and Saturday Night
Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I
cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
some of my other favourite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance
'n'Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
UN-install does not work on this program. Once I
tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection
Fault in module House Security. The uninstallation will abort."
Can you help me, please!!!



Reply from Tech. Support

Dear Software Engineer,

Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife.

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly
due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a
UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife1.0 from the system
once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife
1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the
original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with
Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest
you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults
(GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\
APOLOGIZE.

Infact I would suggest you to use this command everytime Wife 1.0
crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
maintenance is required. Consider buying additional software to
improve the
performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which
will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary-With-Short-Skirt 3.3. This is not
a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.
Tech Support.

That's hilarious, having lived with 2 environmental engineers...
lol

really close to my books that i have to read..
lmao

I'm still trying to find out where I can get my hands on Girlfriend 7.0

What tech support and all documentation fails to mention is that
Girlfriend 7.0 is actually _trial_ software. If it is not upgraded to
Wife 1.0 within an arbitrary length of time, Girlfriend 7.0 will expire.
The exception is if you can get your hands on the extremely rare
Girlfriend 7.0.1 patch, which bypasses the trial expiration. When
properly installed, Girlfriend 7.0.1 will share in a larger percentage
of resources (e.g., the Time module) with other systems — similar to
Wife 1.0, but without requiring full control over said systems. It is
important to note that Girlfriend 7.0.1 is incompatible with Girlfriend
8.0 unless you install the Freaky Girlfriend expansion pack (which is
even more rare than the 7.0.1 patch). Girlfriend 7.0.1 is more stable
than Girlfriend 7.0, and much more flexible than Wife 1.0. Best of all,
if there are irreconcilable incompatibilities between Girlfriend 7.0.1
and Your Life (versions 2.5.1 — 3.9.9), Girlfriend 7.0.1 can be
uninstalled with relative ease. If you are running a version of Your
Life 4.0 or higher, it may no longer be compatible with a new version of
Girlfriend 7.0.1. In such cases, the upgrade to Wife 1.0 may be
necessary. If you can get a pre-owned copy of Wife 1.0, it seems it can
sometimes be installed to operate similarly to Girlfriend 7.0.1.

Damn computers.........

Tech stuff gives me a headache....