When the Titanic went down 1 lifeboat was launched pre-maturely with 3
men (1-American, 1-Englishman and 1-Polish) who thought they would make
a quick get away. They were happy as hell when they paddled away
thinking they were going to be saved very soon. A week went by with no
sign of anybody to pick them up and they were starving to death. The
Englishman found a bottle floating by and picked it out of the ocean
hoping that there was some wine left in it. All excited he started
rubbing the side of it trying to read the label when POOF! Smoke rose
out of the bottle and then a Genie appeared above the smoke floating in
mid air!! The 3 guys couldn't believe their eyes and asked the creature
to please, please don't harm them. The genie laughed in a thunderous
roar and said "I am the Great Persian Genie who was locked-up against my
will in this wretched bottle over one thousand years ago by an evil
sorceror and you have finally released me!! I will gladly grant each of
you 1 wish of anything that you desire on earth for aiding in my long
awaited escape! What do you wish! The American thought a bit and
instantly said" I wish to be re-united with my family on my own Southern
Plantation complete with maids and farm workers to do all the work for
me!" POOF he was gone! His wish was granted.The Englishman piped-up and
said " I want to be re-united with my family in England who will be
sitting on a pile of my gold bars that are worth more than the Crown
Jewels of England!POOF! He was gone! His wish was granted! The Polish
guy was the last one left. He sat and he pondered for a while. He then
got up and started to pace around. He then stared out across the ocean
and said " It sure is lonely out here...I wish I had my friends back!"

Awwwwww

leave it to the polak to ruin a perfectly good life lol

Hello again! I am glad you enjoyed that joke. It just goes to show you
that you better watch what you say sometimes cause it will turn around
and burn you!!

baby thinks its funny!

Those guys needed one of these!

I'd burn him alive when I came back to the boat.