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| Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 67 | |
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Nope. Not pretty at all.
So what do you have planned for dessert? Tiramisu? Cheesecake? Monkey brains?
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banana cake... I really don't eat dessert but my sister made some really good banana cake..
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Yeah? I just hope you don't have to peel the bananas beforehand!
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it's done silly goose...
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One would hope, Prncs.
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so what'd you do today?
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Went out to see a friend of mine who runs a pawn shop, where I kinda got harassed by some lil' pip squeak wigga rap wannabe who claimed to be some MMA master. Or that's what he did up until he tried to grab me and ended up unconscious on the floor, that is.
It's amazing how quickly a sleeper hold will put a scrawny, barely 100-pound weakling wearing hip-hop guard into snoozy-land.
And then I went out for a Subway sammich.
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this happened at the pawn shop? What the heck was his problem?
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Cheese cake it is!!!!
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Edited by
moofooga
on
Sat 03/21/09 06:59 PM
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this happened at the pawn shop? What the heck was his problem? The little kid was just some scrawny pip-squeak whose mouth and ego was a wee bit too big for himself.
First he started bragging to my pawn shop buddy about how much of an "MMA badass" he was, which sorta got interested when he point at me and said how he could take me "out". The dolt got even more mouthy when my pawn shop buddy said, "I don't think you should mess with him (meaning me), as he looks like he can twist you into a pretzel", saying how he could get me into some exotic wrestling move and stuff. I didn't think too much of anything, as I was just checking out the electric guitars hanging on the wall at the time... until MMA wannabe tried to shove me that is. When he tried to shove me a second time, I grabbed his wrist and yanked him forward, where I slapped the ol' sleeper hold on him. Nighty-night.
For you see... unlike MMA-wannabe, I ACTUALLY HAVE some experience with wrestling and hand-to-hand combat when I was in college. And the first rule they teach you is, "everything's okay until they touch you- then they're in trouble."
This is what I get for having to deal with wigga white trash from Simi Valley...
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Edited by
singlelife44
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Sat 03/21/09 07:01 PM
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You're my "hero"
 Hi (moof)
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What an idiot...
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Hi Princess!!
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Hey Single... how's the day?
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What an idiot... You noticed!
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Couldn't help but...
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Yeah. It was actually quite funny if nothing else. I barely had to exert myself, too!
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Hey Single... how's the day? Its always interesting Princess!! just bored.... didn't mean to interupt....you guys have a great night!!! |
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I'm still shaking my head... What'd he do when he woke up?
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