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Mache monsters...
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oh hell get an oversized Oven bag, stuff some carrots and taters in
there and you'll never know the difference, just pluck a few feathers 
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A FEW FEATHER
F#$% THAT COULD TAKE A MONTH IN IT'S SELF |
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that what razor and sheers are for
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Just pluck the side you're gonna eat!
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or the chicken plucker from the olld woody wood pecker cartoons
LMAO |
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How do you make a telemarketer go away? They are not taking no for an
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Ask for their # so you can call them back later...
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what are they selling?
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chocolate covered beans
now thats one sweet fart 
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crash U UMPA LUMPA GET YOUR PIC!!!!
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Hey Biker! Isn't M&M's coming out with that?
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this always works for me, I tell them I am a convicted felon (which I am
NOT) I have no bank account, no credit cards so that usually ends the conversation real quick
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They were selling Magazines. I got like 50 billion for like 2.50 or
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Something to line Ned's cage with?
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Chocolate covered llama....
Chocolate covered pencils.... Chocolate covered wagon (back in the pioneer days).... |
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Well now there is an idea!
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A free-range, four-wheelin chocolate covered eclaire...
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chocolate
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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OK IMBRO I WILL TRY YOUR PIRATE......
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