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Why is it that people on public assistance always seem to have money for cigarettes and beer?
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omg... youre like his twin.
be seeing you. |
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Because they have their priorities straight.
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Why do people that have huge credit card debit keep buying stuff.
Why do people who are fat keep eating. Why do people continue to ask questions. |
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 Why do people that live in glass houses throw stones?
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Why aren't bananas straight?
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Why do people that live in glass houses throw stones?
Reminded me of: Demetri Martin: There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah. |
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They sell drugs
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Why
 The shane off it all  I  Bears 
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Why do people that live in glass houses throw stones?
Reminded me of: Demetri Martin: There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah. 
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I get the feeling you don't like a lot of stuff.
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Because they have their priorities straight. fullmoon, you definitely have a mark of quality |
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 Why do "cyberstalkers" call the person they are stalking "cyberstalker"?
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Why do people that live in glass houses throw stones?
Reminded me of: Demetri Martin: There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah.  i like a fruit basket. its a way to mail people fruit and not appear insane.
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And why do kids get suspended for skipping school?
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Why do drama queens always call other people drama queens?
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Because they have their priorities straight. fullmoon, you definitely have a mark of quality Are you hitting on me??? |
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Because they have their priorities straight. fullmoon, you definitely have a mark of quality Are you hitting on me??? no but i am. |
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Why do people feel the need to judge others without having walked a mile in their mocassins???
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Because they have their priorities straight. fullmoon, you definitely have a mark of quality Are you hitting on me??? I admire your wit. If that's "hitting on", then yes i am. |
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