Topic: From Russia With Love
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Tue 03/17/09 11:21 AM

Lexy has had some interesting experiences... and I myself was propositioned by a Russian lady. But luck? Nah.... not that I know of anyhow.


Yeah, awhile back, I got propositioned by a lady in Russia -- she was using the name Olivia. All of her pics were actually of Hilary Duff from the movie "Cheaper By The Dozen." Steve Martin was even in some of them. It was a little transparent, but I kept sending her plane tickets anyway. Who knows, maybe one day she'll show up....



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Tue 03/17/09 11:24 AM


Lexy has had some interesting experiences... and I myself was propositioned by a Russian lady. But luck? Nah.... not that I know of anyhow.


Yeah, awhile back, I got propositioned by a lady in Russia -- she was using the name Olivia. All of her pics were actually of Hilary Duff from the movie "Cheaper By The Dozen." Steve Martin was even in some of them. It was a little transparent, but I kept sending her plane tickets anyway. Who knows, maybe one day she'll show up....





you're not supposed to send plane tickets...

you're supposed to send the MONEY for the tickets. that's probably why she hasn't shown yet ohwell

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Tue 03/17/09 11:25 AM

you're not supposed to send plane tickets...

you're supposed to send the MONEY for the tickets. that's probably why she hasn't shown yet ohwell


I tried that, but she just kept spending it on toilet paper and trendy American jeans.



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Tue 03/17/09 11:25 AM
Are you supposed to send it through Western Union or just money orders?

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Tue 03/17/09 11:26 AM

Are you supposed to send it through Western Union or just money orders?


I just sent Monopoly money, somebody told me it's good over there.



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Tue 03/17/09 11:27 AM
Edited by 74Drew on Tue 03/17/09 11:28 AM



Lexy has had some interesting experiences... and I myself was propositioned by a Russian lady. But luck? Nah.... not that I know of anyhow.


Yeah, awhile back, I got propositioned by a lady in Russia -- she was using the name Olivia. All of her pics were actually of Hilary Duff from the movie "Cheaper By The Dozen." Steve Martin was even in some of them. It was a little transparent, but I kept sending her plane tickets anyway. Who knows, maybe one day she'll show up....





you're not supposed to send plane tickets...

you're supposed to send the MONEY for the tickets. that's probably why she hasn't shown yet ohwell


duh, how's she supposed to spend plane tickets. there's no plane ticket currency exchange. and don't try to convert bellarusian rubles in warsaw, poland. nobody takes em. i still have like 75000 bellarusian rubles. good mementos.


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Tue 03/17/09 11:28 AM
<----PUTS in some canadian tire money and a few tokens from chuck e cheese!!!bigsmile drinker

Me luv you long time!!!pitchfork laugh

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Tue 03/17/09 11:32 AM


you're not supposed to send plane tickets...

you're supposed to send the MONEY for the tickets. that's probably why she hasn't shown yet ohwell


I tried that, but she just kept spending it on toilet paper and trendy American jeans.





people pay for toilet paper?? huh my mum gets 'em free from where she works. have her call me, i could probably hook her up

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Tue 03/17/09 11:35 AM

people pay for toilet paper?? huh my mum gets 'em free from where she works. have her call me, i could probably hook her up


Hell, I can't even get her to call me -- I guess 29 plane tickets wasn't enough....maybe I should have sent enough for the whole town of Omsk, or whatever the name of that town was....

I used to see stories on the news about how toilet paper was in short supply in Russia -- this was a long time ago, they may have rectified (good word) the situation by now....

Please don't squeeze the Kremlin....






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Tue 03/17/09 11:35 AM



you're not supposed to send plane tickets...

you're supposed to send the MONEY for the tickets. that's probably why she hasn't shown yet ohwell


I tried that, but she just kept spending it on toilet paper and trendy American jeans.





people pay for toilet paper?? huh my mum gets 'em free from where she works. have her call me, i could probably hook her up


that's another thing about eastern europe (the former soviet areas), bring tp. or don't use the public restrooms. that was the biggest nightmare of my trip. avoid the public restrooms in the central train station in minsk, bellarus.


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Tue 03/17/09 11:37 AM
It's easier to travel if you are a guy. Just whip it out and go. On the other hand, women usually have tissues and wipes (if they are moms) in their purses...

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Tue 03/17/09 11:38 AM

It's easier to travel if you are a guy. Just whip it out and go. On the other hand, women usually have tissues and wipes (if they are moms) in their purses...
I was never one of those tissue moms. I didnt get the tissue memo!!!surprised

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Tue 03/17/09 11:41 AM

It's easier to travel if you are a guy. Just whip it out and go. On the other hand, women usually have tissues and wipes (if they are moms) in their purses...

even guys have to squat sometimes. i should've taken a picture but i was too distressed over the whole ordeal. no real toilet. just some porcelain molded into a platform. i wasn't even sure how i was supposed to use the friggen thing.
i felt like stallone in demolition man with the 3 sea shells.



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Tue 03/17/09 11:46 AM
Edited by JasmineInglewood on Tue 03/17/09 11:47 AM


It's easier to travel if you are a guy. Just whip it out and go. On the other hand, women usually have tissues and wipes (if they are moms) in their purses...

even guys have to squat sometimes. i should've taken a picture but i was too distressed over the whole ordeal. no real toilet. just some porcelain molded into a platform. i wasn't even sure how i was supposed to use the friggen thing.
i felt like stallone in demolition man with the 3 sea shells.



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this issue deserves its own thread laugh

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Tue 03/17/09 11:49 AM


It's easier to travel if you are a guy. Just whip it out and go. On the other hand, women usually have tissues and wipes (if they are moms) in their purses...

even guys have to squat sometimes. i should've taken a picture but i was too distressed over the whole ordeal. no real toilet. just some porcelain molded into a platform. i wasn't even sure how i was supposed to use the friggen thing.
i felt like stallone in demolition man with the 3 sea shells.



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Dont worry......when I was in cuba I thought the bidet was to wash the sand from my feet!!!noway laugh laugh

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Tue 03/17/09 11:51 AM



It's easier to travel if you are a guy. Just whip it out and go. On the other hand, women usually have tissues and wipes (if they are moms) in their purses...

even guys have to squat sometimes. i should've taken a picture but i was too distressed over the whole ordeal. no real toilet. just some porcelain molded into a platform. i wasn't even sure how i was supposed to use the friggen thing.
i felt like stallone in demolition man with the 3 sea shells.



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Dont worry......when I was in cuba I thought the bidet was to wash the sand from my feet!!!noway laugh laugh


lets just say that i felt really dirty afterward.


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Tue 03/17/09 11:53 AM

any guys had any luck with those Russian Bride internet sites? be seeing you
flowerforyou Does your family have any connections to Russia or Ukraine?flowerforyou Did they come from there?flowerforyou

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Tue 03/17/09 11:54 AM
MOST OF THE RUSSIAN WOMEN ARE BUILT LIKE TANKS.......love flowerforyou drool drool flowers flowers smitten smitten rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl ill ill laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: winking winking winking

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Tue 03/17/09 11:55 AM




It's easier to travel if you are a guy. Just whip it out and go. On the other hand, women usually have tissues and wipes (if they are moms) in their purses...

even guys have to squat sometimes. i should've taken a picture but i was too distressed over the whole ordeal. no real toilet. just some porcelain molded into a platform. i wasn't even sure how i was supposed to use the friggen thing.
i felt like stallone in demolition man with the 3 sea shells.



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Dont worry......when I was in cuba I thought the bidet was to wash the sand from my feet!!!noway laugh laugh


lets just say that i felt really dirty afterward.


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Ive been in some pretty dirty bathrooms in mexico too!!!scared

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Tue 03/17/09 11:55 AM

MOST OF THE RUSSIAN WOMEN ARE BUILT LIKE TANKS.......love flowerforyou drool drool flowers flowers smitten smitten rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl ill ill laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: winking winking winking
They can pull da plow!!!laugh :wink: laugh