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up front and personal issue for some of you/us on this site. in the past 100 years, how many of you and your family members have done the deed to make it possible to inbreed? dont be shy, let out the family secrets wtf. inbreeding? cmon man... really? incest? ill tell ya, that will be the day, when i totally give in on dating others and start hitting on my family members... in an attempt to copulate...  
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 Just sayin'... Lilith, if she did exist, was too busy out whoring around with satan, spreasding disease, and was NO help to Adam... Besides, IF there is NO GOD, then there was NO Adam, Eve or Lilith... CR..... think about Hera, or Zeus, or Orcs, Jaws, anything really. We talk about these characters interchangeably and at times as though they are real. (Us non-religious people do) But, continuiing the devil's advocacy (as is my duty)  your post implies Adam needed the help of a woman! 
 wow...you still get around huh???? i leave for a while and come back you are still it
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Edited by
CircuitRider
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Mon 03/16/09 04:11 PM
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Just sayin'... Lilith, if she did exist, was too busy out whoring around with satan, spreasding disease, and was NO help to Adam... Besides, IF there is NO GOD, then there was NO Adam, Eve or Lilith... CR..... think about Hera, or Zeus, or Orcs, Jaws, anything really. We talk about these characters interchangeably and at times as though they are real. (Us non-religious people do) But, continuiing the devil's advocacy (as is my duty) your post implies Adam needed the help of a woman!
SUMBODY gotta tell us when to; Turn right! Turn left! Slow down! Watch that car! Pick up your clothes! Put them in the hamper! Get your feet off that table! Don't get your socks so dirty! Don't wipe your hands on your jeans! Quit snoring! Comb your hair! Wipe your mouth! That grill's too/not hot enough! Get on your own side of the bed! You're late getting home! Why must you burp like that!? Not tonight I've got a headache! You need to cut them Toe-Nails! On your way out, take out the trash/Garbage! Take my car to the car-wash! Get your own da** beer, you've got two good legs! On your way home pick me up some Tampons! Et cetera, Ad nauseam./u] Disclaimer #1 The preceding are honest-to-GOD statements I have personally heard, not just one time, but over and over! (Now, mind you, these were NOT used in ordinary conservation... They were a conservation all by themselves... That's why the Exclamation marks!) Other lines that required more wind for Adam's spouse and a longer attention span for Adam: You're going-with-me-and-that's-the-end-of-the-story! (To Her Mother's/PTA/Grocery shopping/Ob-Gyn Doctor/Christmas Shopping/Niece's Wedding... IF-you-like-your-Mother's-banana-pudding-so-well-why-don't-you-just-move-back-in-with-her!!!? (This may sound like a question on the surface, but, believe me... It's a statement!!!) At the Beach/The Mall, even in Church: Get your eyes back in your head MISTER, whaddya' think you could do with HER!   
And my personal Commandment, which I NEVER learned to obey: IF you leave that Toilet Seat up JUST-ONE-MORE-TIME-MISTER, you'll be wearing it out of here around your neck like a HORSE-COLLAR!!! 
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