> Cowboy Boots

> A woman went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He was
> wearing the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they
> say that men with big feet are well endowed.
>
> The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse
> and let me prove it to you? "
>
> The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she
> handed him a $100 bill.
>
> Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am.. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer
> mah services before."
>
> "Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!!!!!!"
>

Amen brother!

few words but good laugh.