Confucius Says:
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.

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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.

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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.

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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.

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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.

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Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot.

man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet for many moons.

Nice one!

Man who farts in church, sit in pew

Life like pubic hair on lavatory seat.

Sooner or later you get pissed off.

man going to town on top of donkey passes by some people who say, "Poor donkey, he should get off.
So he gets off and walks next to donkey.
He soon passes other people who say, " that man should be riding donkey." So he gets back on.
Passes another group, and people say " That man should be ashamed of making donkey tired" So man gets off and carries donkey.
Man passes bridge and people say, "Poor man, he should of left the donkey behind".
Man tosses donkey into the river.
Moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone you will loose you ASS!