A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said, "This bull mated 52 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He
mated 52 times last year? ..once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This
bull mated 125 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said,that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow."








NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more operations
he will be ok.

OOPS!!!!!

she didnt want to kill him he needs to suffer more she said

never say things you really mean to a woman, pms is nothing compared to
when a man is beeing honest lol