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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 03/11/09 04:20 AM
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Why did the Siamese twins go to London?
So the other one could drive. "I had a date with Siamese twins last night." "Really? Did you have a good time?" "Yes and no." A blonde friend of mine texted me with "What does IDK mean?" So, I texted back "I don't know". She sent me another text: 'OMG! NOBODY knows!" How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: one to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a submarine? You can't cross a mountain climber with a submarine, a mountain climber's a scalar (Math majors will get that joke) A sandwich walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Go away! We don't serve food here!" I have CDO. It's like OCD, only the letters are in alphabetical order. She: "What does a woman say when she's completely satisfied?" He: "I give up: what?" She: "I figured you wouldn't know." What do men like best about fellatio? Ten minutes of silence. If a man speaks and there is no woman around, is he still wrong? What's silver, black, mean, and wrinkled? The Oakland Raisins. What's wrapped in cling-film and runs for touchdowns? The halfback of Notre Dame What do you call a gay barbarian? Attila the Hon. What's wrapped in cling-film and climbs up and down bell ropes? The Lunchpack of Notre Dame And My personal favourite.......... I wanted to be a comedian ........................................ But everyone laughed at me!?! 
  
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