Nice to meet you. (Eventually.)

I'm the guy that makes all the little smiley faces you see online. It's a very rewarding career, but it leaves me with too much free time! Just looking to meet a cute, comfortable girl to keep me company.

I rarely have trouble meeting girls, but I tend to get pegged into the "Friends Zone" quickly because I never come on strong enough. (Or so I'm told.) I figure joining a site with the express purpose of finding somebody for more than just friendship might help.

hi and welcome

Hello and welcome to our looney bin.......
Med's are given out three times a day.......
As most of us really need these med's.......
As you arrive here you will soon see...........
That most the nuts running loose in here..
Really do need these med's..........................
Newbys are given triple dose's to calm them...
After the shock of seeing the people who .......
Are here and running loose............................
we expect you to take these meds....................
If not we will help you.....................................
Oh and remember one thing..............................
As you pass thru our doors................................
Give up all hope!!!!!!!........................................
As there is no going back....................................

Do you leave that in every topic? o__O