An old man is walking along in a shopping mall when he passed a group of punk rockers and one of them had rainbow hair and messed up clothing. The old man couldn't help staring in astonishment at the teenager who glared belligerently at the old man. Finally the kid spoke up. "What are you staring at old man?" asked the kid snidely making his friends chuckle.

"Well a few years back when I was in the navy I got real drunk and F**ked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my illegitimate son?" the old man said casually...


DOH!

LOLOL......

thats halious =]