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Topic: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/09/09 09:34 AM
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!! I'm sorry. What was the question?

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Mon 03/09/09 09:34 AM
I love that one!!!

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/09/09 09:35 AM
I love that one!!! Thanks!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 03/09/09 09:38 AM
Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to make sure nobody tries to turn the light on by pulling the tampon string. Was that too much? I just made that up. Yep i think it was.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Mon 03/09/09 09:40 AM
LOLOL.........^

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/09/09 09:41 AM
Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to make sure nobody tries to turn the light on by pulling the tampon string. Was that too much? I just made that up. Yep i think it was. PMS usually happens pre-period, but LOL a bit over the top.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 03/09/09 09:46 AM
Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to make sure nobody tries to turn the light on by pulling the tampon string. Was that too much? I just made that up. Yep i think it was. PMS usually happens pre-period, but LOL a bit over the top. Maybe it should go - Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to be ready with a tampon, just in case. OK, i'll go. Sorry.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/09/09 09:48 AM
Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to make sure nobody tries to turn the light on by pulling the tampon string. Was that too much? I just made that up. Yep i think it was. PMS usually happens pre-period, but LOL a bit over the top. Maybe it should go - Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to be ready with a tampon, just in case. CUTE OK, i'll go. Sorry.

DragonFlyTat Joined Fri 08/29/08 Posts: 3759	Mon 03/09/09 09:50 AM
or change the toilet paper roll!

carebear19622 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 8760	Mon 03/09/09 09:52 AM
loved it

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/09/09 10:12 AM
or change the toilet paper roll! LOL

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/09/09 10:12 AM
loved it Glad you enjoyed it, I did too.

Pink_lady Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 2507	Mon 03/09/09 11:27 AM
Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to make sure nobody tries to turn the light on by pulling the tampon string. Was that too much? I just made that up. Yep i think it was.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/09/09 12:42 PM
Funny, huh??

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Mon 03/09/09 01:25 PM
Funny, huh?? Yeah, funny except for the one week of pre, the week of and the week of post. One fairly good week a month.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/09/09 01:33 PM
Funny, huh?? Yeah, funny except for the one week of pre, the week of and the week of post. One fairly good week a month. Sorry, about ur luck, thank you lord I do not PMS that much, whew.

120557 Joined Fri 11/16/07 Posts: 763	Mon 03/09/09 05:15 PM
Sorry, they are not in my job description to do.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Mon 03/09/09 08:49 PM
Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Tue 03/10/09 05:06 AM
Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Tue 03/10/09 05:07 AM
Sorry, they are not in my job description to do.