one day a boy in his senior class was at his prom with his girlfriend.
he knew he was going 2 get lucky well the bad thing about it
was he shared a room with his little 9 year old brother who he had 2
share a bunk bed with. Well he came home and his brother is asleep on
the bottom bunk so him and his girlfriend went up on top. Since his
brother was asleep the boy told the girl if she wanted it faster to yell
lettuce and if she wanted it harder to yell tomato well she yelled
lettuce tomato lettuce tomato then she yelled wait wait wait pull it out
the boy said why and the girl said because i dont want to get pregnant
The little boy wakes up and says will you 2 quit making sandwiches up
there you're gettin mayonaisse all over my face
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thats funny twosteper and i were cracking up

omg, lol kinda makes you want to stay away from the mayo!

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!! poor little guy!