1. raw beets
2. democraticommunism
3 blown fuses
4 comparative poverty (versus real poverty)
5 feigned purity
6 quitters
7 ageism
8 stuffed shirts
9 devaluation/government debt
10 cockroaches

I hate pina coladas

and getting caught in the rain!!

You gonna be hating life when you've had a few too many pina coladas, get stuck in the rain and all of a sudden, in a freakish accident, your ass falls off!

I hate puppies that talk!!!

...except baby stealin' gypsies and dingos!

Abu

Now why did you have to mention my cousin Abu? Do you see me talkin' about your cousins?

1. the Dallas Cowboys
2. the Boston Red Sox
3. Politicians
4. When my intelligence is insulted ( see #3 )
5. People who take no accountability for their actions ( see #3 )
6. squash ( any kind )
7. coffee grounds in the bottom of my cup
8. impatience
9. People who judge others
10. zits

1. The fact that the FDA allows so many parts per million of insect parts and rat sh!t in my Snickers bar.

2. A hunting trip with former vice president Cheney.

3. Mimes.

4. The gelatineous substance that comes on SPAM. WTFITS?

5. Sitting next to a four hundred pound dude who just polished off five spicy, bean burritos on a trancoceanic flight.

6. Learning that your significant other was nickenamed the Bermuda Triangle in college because she swallowed a lot of seamen.

7. Women who claim that they don't fart.

8. Any word ending with oscopy.

9. Hearing the words,"...I've been doing this for over twenty years and this is the first I've something like this..."

10. Man-breasts.

I really hate......




























GINGIVITIS!!!

1) Being out of work
2) Cooked carrots
3) Commericials
4) People who cannot be honest
5) The news telling us how bad things are; and then saying how many millions someone got paid for a movie or sports contract
6) All the politicians or financial people who stole money and are not in jail
7) Snow
8) Liver
9) People who abuse/kill innocent children and animals
10) Paying ConEd (my heat and electric)

liars
cheaters
fakes
2face people,
not answering your phone when we had plans,
smell of dizel fuel,
driving in rush hour traffic,
snakes
guys that think there 12 second imports are amazing,
no service on the celly,
poor service at a restaurant
going to the orthodontist every 2 weeks,
deleting me on myspace for no reason,