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My request is AC/DC "Rock and Roll Singer" 
I got it honey. And will play it just for you. Now dance for me. 
Promise not to laugh 
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My request is AC/DC "Rock and Roll Singer"
I got it honey. And will play it just for you. Now dance for me.
Promise not to laugh
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My request is AC/DC "Rock and Roll Singer"
I got it honey. And will play it just for you. Now dance for me.
Promise not to laugh
No laughing aloud. Dance like there's no tomorrow. And hurry cause Eminem's Shake that is next. |
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My request is AC/DC "Rock and Roll Singer"
The KISS song? quote...."we did not make 14 albums that sound alike....we made 15" 
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My request is AC/DC "Rock and Roll Singer"
I got it honey. And will play it just for you. Now dance for me.
Promise not to laugh
I don't remember that 
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My request is AC/DC "Rock and Roll Singer"
I got it honey. And will play it just for you. Now dance for me.
Promise not to laugh
I don't remember that
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All night long - Joe Walsh. Dance your A$$'s off!
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Q-What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
A-I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. 
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Your such the train....... |
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Q-What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl? A-I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
Where is that damn seat belt? 
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I'm in you - Frampton.
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Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues?
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Q-What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl? A-I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they’re all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other… The first guy says, “Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!” The second goes, “**** that’s nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!” The third guy says, “That’s nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won’t cover it, plus my girlfriend left me.” The first guy leans back in and whispers, “I don’t think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog.” |
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Q-What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl? A-I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they’re all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other… The first guy says, “Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!” The second goes, “**** that’s nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!” The third guy says, “That’s nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won’t cover it, plus my girlfriend left me.” The first guy leans back in and whispers, “I don’t think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog.”
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Hey...wheres skittles...I mean debbie at and whens my case of beer coming...I'm thirsty
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Wondering if I should change my pic to what I'm wearing right now. Addicted - Saving Abel
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Wondering if I should change my pic to what I'm wearing right now. Addicted - Saving Abel No...just send pics to me 
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