Post some random things about yourself so we all can learn more about you.

1. Not to many people know my real 1st name
2. I love to meet new people
3. I love to spoil my special someone
4. Beer n Shots
5. Wing n Shrimp on mondays is fun
6. I've never been to Europe
7. I've never been on a cruise
8. I have no kids, but want them
9. I'm ready to settle down, tired of dating
10. I like the color Blue the most
11. Giants and Yankees
12. Wine Tastings
13. Traveling is a hobby
14. I used to have a lot of hair before I shaved it off
15. I lived in Danbury, CT my entire life
16. I've never been married
17. I have friends all over the World
18. I've been a LPN, Loss Prevention Officer, Done everything in Restaurant but own one
19. I'm a Loan Officer
20. I like to write poetry
21. I've had 3 poems published
22. I like Coors Light
23. I wear contacts
24. I talk offline to some of the friends I meet online
25. I hope to visit all 50 States before I die.

I would much rather have been a dancer, than a musician.

I loooooooooooove to dance!

I have played guitar on stage in Nashville,DC, and Kentucky

i am extremely shy

I would love to write childrens books.
Love to ride cycles in the summertime.
Love shopping for shoes.
I am a giver.
I love with my entire heart.
My family is my everything.
Friends are great especially long distance ones who call and write.
I love to travel.
Like hot tubs and swimming.
Love to read.
Like to make my friends laugh.
The best sound in the world to me is when I hear my children laughing and they don't know I am listening. It makes me grin from ear to ear.

I am actually a very sad person inside

I wear my jeans more than once before I wash them.

I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.

I think a funny laugh is funny, and extends the laughter.

The look on a recipients face when I buy a gift is more valuable than the cost of the gift.

I look at cleavage, same as men do. I don't want to touch though...

Now if there is a smile upon my face,
it's only there tryin' to fool the public,
but when it comes down to foolin' you;
Now honey, that's quite a different subject.
But don't let my glad expression
give you the wrong impression.
Really I'm sad.
I'm sadder than sad.
You're gone and I'm hurtin' so bad.
Like a clown I pretend to be glad.
(chorus)
Now there's some sad things known to man,
but ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
when there's no one around.
Now if I appear to be carefree,
it's only to camouflage my sadness.
In order to SHIELD my pride I try
to cover the hurt with a show of gladness.
But don't let my show convince you
that I've been happy since you
decided to go.
Oh, I need you so.
I'm hurt and I want you to know.
(chorus)
Just like Pagliacci did,
I try to keep my sadness hid.
smilin' in the public eye
while in my lonely room I cry
the tears of a clown
when there's no one around.

I can't stand beer

Kojack, using some of yours as a sort of jumping-off point:


1. I think I know your real first name! (I'm pretty sure, anyway!)
2. I'm more of a recluse; not thrilled with most people.
3. Been single since August, and it is NOT amusing.
4. I play hockey, or I did until the accident, but I hope to be playing again.
5. Arby's....
6. I've been to Europe, it was great, hope to go back.
7. I've never been on a cruise.
8. I have no kids, and don't want any.
9. I'm ready to settle down myself, maybe.
10. I like the color green the most
11. Astros and Indians
12. I used to be heavily involved in music (guitar, bass, keyboards).
13. I read constantly.
14. I usually have my TV on but I don't watch it much.
15. I lived in Illinois most of my life.
16. I've been married, hated it, never again.
17. I have better friends on this site than I have in real life, no lie....
18. I've worked for the phone company, for the government, and an electronics appliance company at various times in the past.
19. I go through many many Ibuprofens in the course of a day.
20. I like to write poetry, but it's not very good.
21. I've had 2 books published.
22. I like Pepsi.
23. I used to wear contacts; they just didn't work for me.
24. I talk offline to some of the friends I meet online.
25. I hope to visit Russia before I die.

I have a hard cynical outer-shell, that can indeed be broken (much to my surprise).

i atez all teh nize guyz!!1!1!1!!1!11

Don't drink
Don't smoke
Don't party
Love hanging with friends and family around bonfire
Love fruit more than any other food
I like silver jewelry
Love Bath and Body works stuff
Love Fantasy perfume and Eternity for women perfume

luv would never have guessed that

Tx no way shy and no beer

lilth I agree about gifts

dragon couldn t agree more



I am a giver.
I love with my entire heart.
My family is my everything.
Friends are great especially long distance ones who call and write.
I love to travel.
Like hot tubs and swimming.
Like to make my friends laugh.

i THINK THE BANANA GUY IS CUTE
2 i AM FROM mINN/wISC
3.I HAVE ONE BEAUITIFUL DAuGHTER
4. I AM DISLEXIC
5. ARTISTIC paint and wood
6. ENERGETIC AND CHILDLIKE
7. LOVE THE COUNTRY
8. LOVE FISHING
8. LOVE SCALLOPS
9.love bonfires and fall leaves
10 risk taker
11 compassionate
12 I love loud music !
13.. love the beach.. sorry beach haters...

I think Super Glue is conceited. Where does Super Glue get off proclaiming itself "super?" I mean, paste is pretty good, no?

And what about "New and Improved"? What were we using before? Old and Lousy?

Very true Kojack


I don't see myself as the funny person everyone else does

Sea or Bay ?

What kind of risks do you take ?

I often wonder about WONDERING!!

Manatees are my favorite animals. I want to swim with them one day.