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I was presented the CNN moo moo award right on the spot. 
The F.B.I. then investigated as to why I was wearing a black moo moo on national tv.
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and In an ongoing investagation the FBI is still puzzled as to why the elder gentelman was running around the tv set in the black moo moo......its thought that he is a sexual deviated moo moo flasher....
MORE AT 11:00..... |
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Shoots the FULL MOON while being interviewed by the news at 11 team.
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Onlookers gasped at the sight of RaRa in his black moo moo and began to scatter away from the FULL MOON while screaming "Oh My Gawd" RUN!...It wasn't until then that he realized that_________
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when the moo moo was pulled up the moons moons under it were talcum powder white and blinded the camera crew and all the spectators that was watching....more at 11:00
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Just In:
Boone has stated to the press his decision to the possibility of wearing a pair of "Speedos" this summer on a public beach, but the color must be Bright Orange, otherwise he will just stick to wearing his Tiger Woods Collections! (Film at 5:00) 
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Bonus coverage.. Ra Ra was just sighted with Mikeys runa away doll and they were caught in the act of....
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..trying to DEFLATE to cover up any traces left behind so that Mikey
wouldn't suspect they were together Under The Boardwalk out of the sun having some fun falling in love between the...
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roses that find had planted the spring before! She knew someday someone would do Naughty things between them but she NEVER thought that...
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...she would find DEFLATION of Mikey's prized possession whom he loved with all his heart and soul and was about to marry until he discovered that she had her painted eyes on someone else for a long time, so he just decided to......
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get another doll, one that looked like Find, cause she is the fairest maiden in the land!!! He started his search on the net but couldnt find one that was as beautiful as her so he decided to.....
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....cook himself a fat, greasy juicy cheeseburger with lettuce and tomatoes and drink a six pack of Coors to make himself feel better before going out to try to FINDME again, but then all of a sudden he saw another doll that was dressed in a.....
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wet suit that had only 2 openings!!!! His common sense told him the cheesburger would be good, find Me would b better but that wet suit did something to make his......
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....temperature rise 200 degrees in 50 degree weather but then it started to rain and that's when Mikey found out that the wet suit that his new beloved was wearing faded away in water and he was glad because it was less work for him, but then again he thought....
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is wetter better?
Mikey started to explore the wet suit for possible traces of K-Y warming sensations lotion and reddi whipp. His mind started to wander at the mere thought of having to..... |
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inhale the gases contained in another case of reddi whip cans in hopes of once again revisiting...
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the wonderful land of blow up dolls where every wish was his command except....
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...his wish to trade his doll in for MickyG's real-life girlfriend who is actually a living doll who can cook, clean and wash the car every Saturday afternoon while she's wearing a pair of HOTT pants and a tube top as Mikey watches sadly with puppy dogs eyes and wishes he could just get her to........
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convince Find Me to be his live in caretaker. U see Mikey has a thing about beautiful REAL women but is afraid to tell them that he is a rich billionaire that has a warm fuzzy feeling when he....
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...touches his wallet in all the right places because he loves to spend money but is afraid to admit to being a billionaire because he loves the feeling of being wanted for who he really is but he just can't get over the fact that he someday wants to.......
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