thought after the kond of monday i am having io would share a little funny...


19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point Your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Utility Payment Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-Workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "The Rock."

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

see i am even having a problem spelling simple words properly!!!

I do number 3 every day. Thanks this gave me a chuckle.

well chrissy, you are most welcome

these are great! thanks!

these are good.

I like asking if they are sure three times after every question of me.
So

Are you sure?

Are you sure about that?

So you are sure about that?

Now that we got that over with...

Are you sure?

Are you sure about that?

So you are sure about that?

OK BUT...

Are you sure?

Are you sure about that?

So you are sure about that?


Now isn't that just plain annoying?


Oh this was about healthy insanity.




SPANK ME!
I HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY!!!

I Know what number one(pee)and number two
(poop) are, but what in the world is number three!!!!!

lmao I so wanna do 17 an 18.