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Let's face it: most trips to the men's room are not particularly fun. They might be relieving (no pun intended, well, ok it WAS intended) but they really aren't enjoyable. Part of that has to do with the unwritten code for public restroom behaviour for guys. Unlike women, guys usually try to avoid any socializing while in a public restroom. Sometimes they will do so if they actually know the other person but when it comes to strangers they almost always act as if the other person isn't there. Women don't seem to be bothered by conversing with strangers generally.
In order to make a trip to the men's room a little more enjoyable and even interesting I have come up with a few little activities and such to try. Some of these are quite a bit more daring than the others and they are not listed in any ascending or descending order. Most are concerned with using the urinal unless it says so otherwise. When urinating try to wet down the entire inside of the urinal. Some are the floor mounted models and so are more of a challenge. The wall mounted are easier. No fair using the ones mounted at midget/small child height! Ask the guy next to you if he minds switching urinals. Lean over and look into the urinal of the guy next to you and do one of the following say nothing but just stare intently. tell him "Mine is way bigger than that!" simply laugh. ask him, loudly, if he plans on getting that red rash checked by a doctor soon. Stand behind someone using a urinal even if there are others not being used. Flush the urinal repeatedly and say something like "Damnit that pus won't go down!" When using the toilet make a lot of groaning and straining noises. Maybe even throw in some whimpers of pain. After being in the toilet a minute or two exclaim "So THAT'S what a tapeworm looks like!". With a little thought and ingenuity you can come up with "Men's Room Games yourself! Just remember that some of these might be hazardous to your health (a pox to lawyers for making it necessary to insert that disclaimer).  
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you might want to talk to someone.
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that person might want to have an office and a couch!!!
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And the one thing you absolutely do not want to hear in the men's bathroom is "nice weiner" lol
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Have a nice time!!! 
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i'm sure that most of those suggestions would result in an ass-pounding (sexual or not).
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Edited by
SmileAddict83
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Sun 03/01/09 03:37 PM
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Looks like something right out of the Man Show or Jamie Kennedy Experiment.
this flash toon says it all about the men's room lol. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232839 |
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