What is your average Saturday morning ritutal?

- Get up at 8am, and take the doggies for a walk
- Feed, water, and clean up after kitties and doggies
- Make coffee
- Shower and brush my fangs
- Put my jammies back on, read the paper, do crosswords, watch Spongebob and drink my coffee
- Then breakfast: scrambled eggs, wheat toast with a smear of avacado and mixed berries on the side

It takes me about 3 hours to do basically nothing. I don't turn my phone or computer on during 'my time'. I get to ignore the world!

I always work on Saturday morning...lame.

I don't think I have any rituals. It all depends on my mood and what I did Friday and what I'm planing to do during the day.

Saturday has no routine. Beyond waking up, feeding dog and cats, and having coffee.

I never thought I had a ritutal; nonetheless, I've learned to appreciate the consistancy, and the alone time. Now, it's not only my ritual, but it's my momentary escape from responsibility.

I have no everyday habits to do but hit the bath room and then hit the coffee and then sometime,,,,alone the way,,fix some breakfast,,,
oh,,,,and put the dead body in the freezer.....THATS about it..

i start my saturday morning with a drive home from work.
i then walk in my front door and close it.
put my coat/sweatshirt and my purse on my chair.
grab a little bite to eat and a mountain dew.
go to my bed and sleep cause im worn out from my long night shift.
i continue to stay in my dreamland state.
i wake up and go tinkle
then back to dreamland for a bit.

That's why I have the dogs -- saves two steps! Buying dog food and moving the body!

i have a few things that are habits every morning, but my saturdays are always different,
5:30 am - turn alarm off in a hurry
go to restroom, go in kiss my daughter on the head and cover her back up, turn off alarm to house, go smoke, feed the animals, get a shower and brush teeth ...
it is the same everymorning, its almost like that movie groundhog day, but after the shower, anything could happen so thats when my day really starts, i don't do the coffee thing, its not cold enough here for me to drink coffee.
i would love to have some more free time to spend on sat but i love every second of this life....

I just pee!!

And in the bed, too!

I would especially pee on your bed!!!

Isn't that why guys have an empty water bottle by the bed? They don't have to get up at all!

Now that is chick-speak for marking territory!

Ohhhhhhhhhh no!!!! I can be a b*tch but Im not his b*tch!!!

And thank goodness for that!!!

I didn't mean it that way! I meant IF a girl had a guy, that would be marking territory!

I would still pee on your pillow!!!

So you're saying you ARE my *****! I knew it!