A 3 1/2yr old girl went to visit her Grandma one day. Playing with her toys in Grandma's bedroom while grandma was dusting, she looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven.



Grandma replied,'Honey, my TV & my cigarettes are my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long while puffing away. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV & cigarettes as my boyfriend.'


Grandma turned the TV on & the reception was bad. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.


The little girl heard the doorbell ring, so she went to open the door and there stood the minister. The minister said,'Hello, is your Grandma home?'

The little girl replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'


The minister fainted.