Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 24 | |
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or that bean burrtio .....
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Roka makes me reek.
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Parmesan makes me poofalot.
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Cheddar makes my ass chatter.
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It snowed last night and I have a headache!
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dear diary.....my son asked me yesterday what kind of milk he was drinking.
I told him "white". ![]() Funny kid..... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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it came from cow teats!
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Its too early for cow teats!!!! Who ran over my head???
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dear diary.........
the question of the day is........ Did you poop???? ![]() |
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ok whereeeeeeeeeeez all my peeps????
I bet you are all SITTING ON THE TOILET!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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<----sets purples hand in some warm water!!!
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<----sets purples hand in some warm water!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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whats for breakfast mirror???
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dear diary.....if you apply enough perfume to your cats head it doesnt smell like ass as much
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even my son thought he stunk......maybe the cat is smelling dogs butts of rolling around in poop.....
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Willllllllllllllllllllllson!!!
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Dear diary.........Im actually hungry!!!
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SSSPPPAALLDDDIINNGG
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Im actually thinking about eggs........and toast!!!!
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