Nope ya just send em a list and its made afctory direct right fur ya?? Dagnabbit whatll them ther peoples come up with next?? Ifn that dont beat all!!!

BUILD TO SUIT BUT IT COSTS MORE.............

Seems like we have some independents looking to come in and do business. Perhaps we can have vendor booths within the store...

However, the store WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE for improper labeling or any problems with vendor sold merchandise.

All sales are final.

nuhh sir, was lookin fur purchasin, herd bout it and figgurin me as a lonly mountain man...me wif past n aftr all leavin me wif twlv kids. Me needs a nu wif, can ye help me sir. Thought ya might be sellin specal ordrn!!

Hummmmmmmmmmm I'll make sure then I ask for that store demo then I mean ya gotta make sure everything works like it is suppose too.

Yes, we will have special orders. But there will be limits*



*We will be reserving the right to refuse service to any pain in the ass chop breaking customer.

(hat in hand) yassir

One of our strict store policies will be "Demos and Service with a smile."

This has reminded me of a joke.....




A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

So right Kristi, you might have missed the expiration date and they have lost their potency. If that's the case, I'd want a refund.

We will discount expired merchandise. Absolutely no refunds. There will be exchange of defective products alllowed within 7 days of purchase. However, since the product demo policy will be liberal, we highly suggest you take advantage of it...

Tag line

"All Studs and NO DUDS"

Nice....

Lmao ohhhhhhh yeah so ya check them out before you display them


Hummmmmmmmmmmm now can I just be the one to check out the product before they get tagged to sell I mean never know some may have to be tried out a couple of times just to make sure they are good enough to have that "All Studs No Duds" label put on them.

Please see product demonstration/try before you buy policy

Can I have mine custom made?