"Married Life"

After 31 years of marriage, a couple was lying
in bed.

One evening, the wife felt her husband begin
to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some
time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her
neck, and then began moving down past the
small of her back. He then slid his hand across
her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down
over one breast, then the other, stopping just
over her lower belly.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her
left inner arm, caressed past the side of her
breast again, working down her side, passed
gently over and then in between her buttock
and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping
just at the upper most portion of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became
silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this
caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That
was wonderful. Why did you stop?""

"I found the remote," he said.

LOLOL.......