Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Previous 1 2 … 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 … 49 50 Next

Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 23
moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/24/09 12:32 PM
I wish someone would give me GUITAR lessons!!! I can give you guitar lessons! It'll cost you, though.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/24/09 12:33 PM
that 15 minute nap and the cat cuddle did me a world of good!! Too bad the same thing can't be said for the cat. It's probably traumatized beyond belief! he purred the entire time and put his azzzzz in my face!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/24/09 12:33 PM
I wish someone would give me GUITAR lessons!!! I can give you guitar lessons! It'll cost you, though. yaaaaaaaa I will throw you some candy.......or maybe even some goat poop if your lucky!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/24/09 12:35 PM
that 15 minute nap and the cat cuddle did me a world of good!! Too bad the same thing can't be said for the cat. It's probably traumatized beyond belief! he purred the entire time and put his azzzzz in my face!! Like THAT hasn't happened before.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/24/09 12:36 PM
I wish someone would give me GUITAR lessons!!! ...do you have a guitar?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/24/09 12:37 PM
dear diary.......its time to wash off my dirty bad thoughts.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/24/09 12:37 PM
I wish someone would give me GUITAR lessons!!! ...do you have a guitar? My dad has one........somewhereeeeez.....unless he gave it to my cousin.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/24/09 12:40 PM
Ok. Lesson #1; get a guitar. That will be 50 dollars. Cash. American funds please.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/24/09 12:40 PM
I wish someone would give me GUITAR lessons!!! ...do you have a guitar? My dad has one........somewhereeeeez.....unless he gave it to my cousin. Gypsy probably hocked it to pay for that shoddily-made, over-priced jacket of her's.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 02/24/09 12:41 PM
OK whered my milkshake go !?!?!? iTS on the washing machine!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/24/09 12:42 PM
Ok. Lesson #1; get a guitar. That will be 50 dollars. Cash. American funds please. I'll give you 2 lbs of magical unicorn mayonnaise and a bic lighter.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/24/09 12:43 PM
ok its waltec time..........ohhhhhhhhhhhhh massageeeeeeeeeeey water thingy here i come!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 02/24/09 12:43 PM
I see mud !! for the first time in months there is mud out there!! wow its AMAZING

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/24/09 12:44 PM
Gypsy doesn't want guitar lessons. What she really wants is lessons on how to pose like a rockstar and look like a rockstar. Lesson #1; exfoliate. She did that. Check.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/24/09 12:45 PM
ok its waltec time..........ohhhhhhhhhhhhh massageeeeeeeeeeey water thingy here i come!!!! I guess we now know what Gypsy does when no one's looking...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/24/09 12:46 PM
Moof wants guitar lessons too.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/24/09 12:50 PM
Moof wants guitar lessons too. I've been playin' for fifteen years, so I'm good on the lessons. And yeah- all Gypsy wants to do is pose with a guitar hanging off her body.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/24/09 12:51 PM
I want to find the thieves that stole moofs guitars, markacephous guitars, and all the others that have had guitars stolen and take those thieves and rearrange their body parts. Kinda like my own personal version of Mr Potatohead.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/24/09 12:55 PM
Unfortunately the guy who stole my blonde/ blonde 74 strat kinda died after playing Mr potatohead with him. Oh well.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 02/24/09 12:57 PM
Although he looked funny with his nose and lips attatched to his own butt.