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vibrating beds (he got the idea when Mrs. Gore wouldn't stay still) WELL!!!! THANK YOU TIPPER!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you are right! thread will no doubt be moved to the sex thread because Al also invented; porno smileys ![]() |
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle ![]() Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() an endless supply! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For your information, he invented all the other forums... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hold still Kim! ![]() |
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Sex?
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vibrating beds (he got the idea when Mrs. Gore wouldn't stay still) WELL!!!! THANK YOU TIPPER!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you are right! thread will no doubt be moved to the sex thread because Al also invented; porno smileys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle ![]() Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() an endless supply! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For your information, he invented all the other forums... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hold still Kim! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Sex? ![]() |
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He invented the words 'the' and 'and'
He was also the first person to climb Mount Everest naked. |
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He invented the words 'the' and 'and' He was also the first person to climb Mount Everest naked. He also invented, giant paper clips, paper wads, paper mache and toilet paper |
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He invented Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell.
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He invented the clapper while sitting on the crapper. Incidentally, I did previously mention he also invented indoor plumbing.
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Candy Land, Chutes and Ladders, Ring Around The Rosie and Rosie O'Donald
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Al has been at it again;
1950 Ford hubcaps Ringo Starr drumsticks Roadkill Baby pacifiers Prostate pills Beefaroni hooks Invisible ink <<<<<<<<<this one written with the invisible ink Chunky peanut butter 3 cup bras for those Aliens among us Fishing tackle "Do Not Cross" police tape 2 Tier Japanese buses Ear lobes "How to Attack the Wrong Woman" internet course Whales Satellites Courtrooms Bologna Unbreakable Breakable plastic thumbtacks to be continued.......... |
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Al Gore Invented Billy Mays and that Sham Wow Guy ![]() |
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Al Gore Invented the "BUZZ" Chime on Yahoo Messenger |
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and Al continues with;
-rubber duckie's -air pumps to blow up rubber duckie's (has universal attachment that allows the blowing up of the new Paris Hilton porno doll) -snide remarks -clever remards -embarrassing remarks -gross remarks -Zorro's black velvety cape -pet rocks cousin -ghia pet in denial set -test scores -submarines -the color aqua -denim jeans -lo cal fat snacks -noiseless zippers -10 ply bathroom tissues for those he men with rough butts -12 oz soda cans -CBS -David Letterman's necktie -Batman's pointy ears -poison oak (still collecting royalities on poison shumac co-invented with Pee Wee Herman) -3 blade zissors -digital cameras -idea of double dating (Al/Tipper & Bill/Hillary) went sled riding together in the Arizona desert with snow shipped in from Alaska on Air Force One) -nude beaches to be continued........... |
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jimi hendrix invented al gore tho.
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Pet rocks. It might be his crowning achievement.
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Pet rocks. It might be his crowning achievement. No Mitch, he didn't invent the rocks, he invented the stream that formed the rocks at the bottom of the waterfall..which he also invented, along with the little yellow box the rocks came in....lol, rock boxes, lock boxes, and most of hollywoods finest foxes... ![]() |
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He invented using your other hand because it feels like someone else..
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At one time people used to breathe through their butts. Al Gore invented the nose.
Dan, you should be especially thankful. After all, if you had no nose you'd probably wind up sticking those fingers up your ass. |
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