Got to laugh to keep from cryin The Humane race has one effective weapon ...and that is laughter.

Mark Twain

And of course, he was just so perfect that he wouldn't settle for anything less than perfection in a mate. Right?

Don't you like the profiles that want the barbie doll type with a good career, money and own home lol Hell I would stay single If a had a bod like that :)

Well actually I think it would be tougher to find the right man if I looked like that. I actually used to model bathing suits in college, and the only men who would even approach me were the ones who wanted arm candy and worried over their ego. I never met a real down to earth man who cared about who I was inside. It was after I gained weight where I met some real wonderful men!

Well of course! I just swooned when I met him!

What you see is what you get with me, but apparently, thats not enough around here... I think all the women in Red Bluff are lookin for underwear models in Porsch's

So true, so true...I really want to be this guy
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This is a safe zone for many. Where they can come and flirt, be whoever or whatever they want to be and no they are not committed. It takes all kinds

<----- I like to pretend that I'm a guitar playing skeleton

i was in an over size shirt that rapped around me not an robe?

Guess commitment is the word. Yeah I want that

sometimes I pretend to be a kid in a pink bunny suit

Well girls - I have been hit by a pretender too.. Thought, Wow, finally found someone who is attentive and real. I thought it was too good to be true. And it was... Found out today that he is married. Merry Christmas to me...

Sorry to hear that Linny. There are other fish in the sea.

HUGGS:

Me to Linny, 3 times now and I have only been on here for how long? maybe 2months... But don't stop openning your heart, and trusting till given a reason not to. Not all men are that way. There are some good ones out there. I just try to continue to be myself. And realize it's not me, it's not about me, it's all about them. So don't take it to heart.

You know what I tell myself when these things happen? I rejoyce, thanking God for showing me they aren't the man he wants me to have. Sure does cut down on the waste of time bit. In the mean time I learn something about myself each time I meet someone.... It's all a blessing really... I don't go through too much effort either. If a man is interested in you, he will put forth a huge amount of effort to show you he's interested.... If he doesn't, you haven't really invested much, so no loss really.

Very many married say there getting divorced then the excusses start. And mostly there living in a house where the romance has died and the sex with it. And the hassel of a divorce the kids and splitting everything and money, money, money. Never really planned on a divorce just getting laid. They have to live with the lies. Been through it too.

Quiet, huh? It's always the quiet ones.
And women who love too much. Love is the drug...I'm thinking of, i feel a song coming on. Don't be scared, Beware, that's all. And don't think you're going to come on some crazy social network and go away unscathed. You can't take it too seriously, letting complete strangers hurt your feelings, woman!

Yeah, that's great. Did you see the new Barbie that came out this year? Divorce Barbie..for real!!
I just HAD to HAVE one!...
... She comes with all Ken's stuff.

This is funny, Synergized
I know what you mean. I meet a guy from another free singles site, and when we met at the coffee shop he said, well I see you are over weight (my picture and profile reflect the true me), but you are still pretty. After 2 meetings he said I am not sure I can handle your weight. Are you going to go on a diet soon? I said, well I am positive I cannot handle the weight of your judging. 2 months later he contacted me again and told me that he could not find any other nice women out there and he would like to get to know me better. I of course replied that I knew him as well as I wanted to.
Edited by synergized on Thu 10/29/09 08:32 AM

Ask him for a fax number and send him a paper cut out dolly for Christmas!
What a dope! Why didn't he ask if you were synergized? That would have been more interesting, don't you think?

Oh crap, I'm talking to myself. anyway, as I was thinking...the things that bug me the most..you wanna hear it? sure, ok...some of the phrases people use that seem to have no meaning, like "no playing games" What do you want to call this then? Isn't it essentially a game? One guy said he wouldn't talk to a woman who was also having communications with someone else. So no games doesn't mean he doesn't like scrabble, I guess. It means it's got to be me and only me, don't hurt my feelings, but don't lie to me either. If I can't win, then nobody can. So I'm not playing.

Then there's the alliterations all over the place. Why can't we just take the extra nanosecond to type things out. SWIM is just as much trouble as typing see what I mean. see what I mean? why is LOL so much cooler than ha ahhahhaaa!!!?