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Topic: So you go out with the most
smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Thu 02/19/09 10:13 AM Edited by smiless on Thu 02/19/09 10:13 AM
So you have the most amazing date ever. The one you are dating is so beautiful/handsome and the night is fresh and exciting you end up in a classy restaurant have your best clothes on you have great food you laugh and suddenly you smell something weird - like spoiled eggs and as your date laughs out loud a huge burst of a fart comes out making almost the waiter drop his tray and all the guests in neighboring tables look at you and what makes it funny is your date looks at you also as if YOU did this, although he or she did it. Would you be embarrassed? Would you still date that person? Would you find a great line to make people laugh? What would you do?

mry Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 8401	Thu 02/19/09 10:14 AM
Die laughing...

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 02/19/09 10:16 AM
laugh so hard i'd start fartin

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Thu 02/19/09 10:16 AM
Die laughing... Me too! Laugh myself to tears

DragonFlyTat Joined Fri 08/29/08 Posts: 3759	Thu 02/19/09 10:16 AM
That is disrespectful to me and would get up and leave and stop seeing him.

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Thu 02/19/09 10:17 AM
lol yea i probably wouldn't see him again

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 02/19/09 10:19 AM
I'd probably just laugh? Would some of you really not see someone again because they farted?

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Thu 02/19/09 10:19 AM
Sorry. The one thing, as far as manners go, that I absolutely will not tolerate, is someone farting when I am trying to eat. Most other things I will deal with. That just shows a severe lack of class. I promise ya, that would be our last date.

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Thu 02/19/09 10:20 AM
I'd probably just laugh? Would some of you really not see someone again because they farted? In that kind of setting? Damn straight.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 02/19/09 10:21 AM
I would stand up and take a bow

smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Thu 02/19/09 10:22 AM
I would stand up and take a bow and announce after you bow to everyone "man this is some good food here"

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 02/19/09 10:24 AM
I would stand up and take a bow

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 02/19/09 10:24 AM
I would stand up and take a bow and announce after you bow to everyone "man this is some good food here" well if everyone is staring at me anyway I may as well make an annoucement

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 02/19/09 10:24 AM
I'd probably just laugh? Would some of you really not see someone again because they farted? In that kind of setting? Damn straight. That's so uptight! Eh, things happen.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 02/19/09 10:27 AM
Sorry. The one thing, as far as manners go, that I absolutely will not tolerate, is someone farting when I am trying to eat. Most other things I will deal with. That just shows a severe lack of class. I promise ya, that would be our last date. see it depends if it was on purpose or not whether I would keep seeing him. If the poor guy did it and looked and had that mortified looked on his face and apologized. I wouldn't care. But if we're out on a date, and eating dinner and he just lets one rip and starts laughing... I'm outta there.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 02/19/09 10:28 AM
I had a guy fart ON me while we were on a date... watching a movie. Not once, not twice, but 3 times!!! Yea, I was done.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 02/19/09 10:28 AM
Sorry. The one thing, as far as manners go, that I absolutely will not tolerate, is someone farting when I am trying to eat. Most other things I will deal with. That just shows a severe lack of class. I promise ya, that would be our last date. see it depends if it was on purpose or not whether I would keep seeing him. If the poor guy did it and looked and had that mortified looked on his face and apologized. I wouldn't care. But if we're out on a date, and eating dinner and he just lets one rip and starts laughing... I'm outta there. Yeah. It's one thing if they did it on purpose. But sometimes things like that just happen.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 02/19/09 10:31 AM
Sorry. The one thing, as far as manners go, that I absolutely will not tolerate, is someone farting when I am trying to eat. Most other things I will deal with. That just shows a severe lack of class. I promise ya, that would be our last date. see it depends if it was on purpose or not whether I would keep seeing him. If the poor guy did it and looked and had that mortified looked on his face and apologized. I wouldn't care. But if we're out on a date, and eating dinner and he just lets one rip and starts laughing... I'm outta there. Yeah. It's one thing if they did it on purpose. But sometimes things like that just happen. exactly. It happens. And if it happened to me... I know I would never do something like that one purpose. I wouldn't want to be judged and never spoken to again because I accidentally farted in public. I have lots of class btw. But I'm not perfect. Someone that would choose to never speak to me again over that, is probably someone I wouldn't get along with anyway.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 02/19/09 10:33 AM Edited by singmesweet on Thu 02/19/09 10:34 AM
Yep. If someone accidentally farts, it isn't a big deal.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 02/19/09 10:35 AM
I make accidents / mistakes all the time. But at least I don't pee on your floor.