Men View Bikini-Clad Women As Objects -- Literally

Feb 17th 2009
By Jeremy Taylor

Brain scans have confirmed that confessed misogynists identify women dressed in bikinis as nothing more than objects.

Not only did the half-dressed women trigger activity in the part of the sexist male noggin that is generally reserved for recognizing the inanimate, but some of the men displayed absolutely no activity in the region of the brain which processes the intentions and thoughts of the person they are looking at.

Susan Fiske, the psychologist who conducted the study, claims the only other time scientists have observed such a complete absence of cranial acknowledgment of another's humanity is when people are shown repellent images of homeless drug addicts.

So enough with this "thinking with the wrong head" nonsense. Clearly, a meathead's brain can properly objectify women without having to farm the task out to other body parts.


Interesting

Men View Inflatable Latex Objects as Love Interests -- Literally

Feb 17th 2009
By Juwana Adamen Eve

Brain scans have confirmed that confessed horndogs identify rubber pool rafts with lipstick and sprinkled with truckstop dispenser perfume as permanent life partners.

Not only did the blow-up hoes trigger activity in the part of the sexist male noggin that is generally reserved for recognizing wives and next of kin in rural counties, but some of the men displayed absolutely no activity in the region of the brain which processes mortgage interest and thoughts of beer and air hockey.

Marlon Friskee, the psychologist who conducted the study, claims the only other time scientists have observed such a complete devotion of cranial acknowledgment of potential humanity is when they have also been found performing similar studies in booths with video screens where you have to keep inserting quarters to keep the shows playing.

So enough with this "looking for my princess" nonsense. Clearly, an investment banker's little brain can properly identify women for long term loving relationships while leaving the main processor available for calculations of compound interest and corporate mergers.

Okay

after reading those two first posts...my brain hurts like it is looking through a microscope at a mirror, and seeing a teeny little "Space For Rent" sign.

this message requires the cocoa puffs decoder ring and will self destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6....

I saw the basis for this article on porn tube I think

So, we've learned a little something about Dragoness this evening...

YA WE really needed a study of how a man's brain doesnt think when he sees a bikini????

You dont think Ive tested this theory on here yet????

Bikini Clad-Inflatable Women Latex Objects with Love Interests View Men--Literally

Feb 17th 2009
By Juno Wannagodare

Brain scans are inconclusive at this time due to lack of any brain activity. Therefore a reasonable answer to this mystery will continue until all donated funding for the research is exhausted.

Its a proven fact that mens brains ar located in their penis......I read it in the ENQUIRER.......

soooooooo u found this article about objectifying women on a website that objectifies women. good call.