This is an oldie... It has been passed down through several Presidental administrations...


Memo to Staff:

As the Owner of a business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President... And that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the customers will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%.

Since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off eight of our employees instead.

This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did:

I strolled thru our parking lot and found eight Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

These folks wanted change; I gave it to them. (Finger)

Da BOSS!