Well, I guess it’s finally
Time to clean out the ol’
Mental hard drive
It’s been overrun
With Trojan horses and
Viruses guaranteed
To infect my thinking
My warning light
Is blinking
And my system
Is in danger
Of crashing . . .

I’ve got a
History overrun
With places I no longer
Visit or relive
There’s not enough
Interest there
To give me
Reason to click
On them anymore
No sense in allocating
Precious space
It’s such a waste
And leaves me
Nothing more
Than a lot of
bad memory…

There are bytes
Of me stored far
Away in temp files
I forgot I had
It’s pretty sad…

It’s time to
Defrag and
Pull myself together
Then perhaps I’ll
Run a little better
A little faster
A little cleaner
If I keep my drive
Leaner and stop
Bogging it down
With a lot of
Bad software
Installed by
Useless
Technicians

Yes!
I’m gonna upgrade
This model
Scan my drives
Get rid of the old
Files and
Throw up a firewall
Strong enough
To protect me
From the hackers
Who’ve done nothing
Steal my passwords
Worming their way
Into my CPU
Corrupting my
Operating system
As they inflict
An array of
Adware
Such a
Colorful display
of Pixels
Glaring into my
High resolution eyes
Charming me
Into purchasing
Their non compatible
Software that
Fails to live up to
My expectations
Causing me
Further hesitation
About downloading
Anything
Ever
Again ….

Im going to enrcrypt
My own code this time
This programming
Will be mine
No hacks allowed
With their fancy
Flash drives and
Useless peripheral
Paraphenalia
Which may look
Real pretty but
Only slows
Me down…

Nope
From here on out
My boot disk and
Passwords given out
And my hot keys
Utilized by only
A seriously
Dedicated
Technician
Who knows
How to properly
Service and
maintain
This sensitive
Mainframe
and who knows
how to refrain
from trying
to reformat
and manipulate
my system
to suit his needs....

feb 2009

Beautiful.

knock, knock....computer tech here....

Uh, I wasn't talkin bout no geek squad.....

<<------------running like hell....

Thank you~

I would have been here sooner but that poem was sooooO looooong

You can get software from me anytime.... and I'l keep it serviced and up to date!

WOW I LOVE IT

Two words ~ Evelyn Wood.

Oooh, can I get that in writing???

Hello~thank you.

well that's two words wasted on me

Sigh....

pfffffttttt

Careful what you wish for, you know I'm a man of honor who doesn't make promises he can't keep

A rarity ~

Awesome

MsWiz, you are going to upset so many people................ Where will the cyber prowler get his or her kicks if they can no longer spy on you?

A beautiful woman such as you will always find her prince Don't build too big of firewall i hate to see you miss the love of your life
Nice write ((((A))))

You blow my mind every time.....
it's as if you hack my database
One of my favorites thus far.
I'm going to read it a couple more times before I trip out in heavy thought for the next six hours about it, because I loved it that much
You're kung fu is strong