One day a man comes in from work to find no dinner made, house a mess and his wife asleep on the couch. He yells "Woman, where's my dinner"? She replies "I'm just too tired. Put something in the microwave". Angered by this he takes off his pants and says "Here, put these on". She puts them on and states "Honey, we could fit two of me in here". He says "That's right. Don't forget who wears the pants in this family". With that she takes off her panties and tells him to put them on. He tries and can only get them up to his knees. "Baby, I just can't seem to get into your panties" he says. "That's right" she replies. "And until your damn attitude changes you'll never get into them".

haha. That is amusing.

way to tell it like it is......