NASCAR NEWS - Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew following Daytona 500 performance

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters and put America back to work by creating jobs for the less fortunate if they can perform a job in less time with less expensive tools that can be American made thus creating more jobs by moving workers from one job to another.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However - Gordon got more than he bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

Woah......deja vu.

HEHEHE

WHAT ABOUT USING ASIANS AND INDIANS FROM INDIA .....THEY COULD PULL OR PUSH THE CARS AROUND THE TRACK TO SAVE FUEL .........