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Nup... I really am 5'9... and I really weigh 121 pounds...and my pics aren't that old... but I am... I am THAT old... That yellow outfit and your gray hair distract me from the koala bear. Nice touch. |
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The funniest ones are the ones who don't put any pics in their profile at all while they go about fudging the truth on their dimensions. It's like trying to buy something like a car sight-unseen- you're just opening yourself up for all sorts of trouble of the worst kind. 
They want you to like them for their personality and mind, not what they look like. Remember, it's what's inside that counts.  
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This hasn't happened to me yet, but I have heard plenty of stories to know it happens with both males and females.
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The funniest ones are the ones who don't put any pics in their profile at all while they go about fudging the truth on their dimensions. It's like trying to buy something like a car sight-unseen- you're just opening yourself up for all sorts of trouble of the worst kind.
That's why I will talk with them in the forums but not via e-mail. I say it on my profile. I've heard all the reasons. Tell your tale walking. |
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No really- I'm a midget. But I've got a normal size wiener. So that's a midget too, eh? |
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me:i'm an ass and i have to ask,are you the person in your photo? her:yes and i'm that size too. me:ok a few days pass we meet up me:i thought you were the size in your photo her:well i gained some weight. me:200 f*ckin pounds in a couple of days! her:your an asshole. me:your a deceiving b!tch...bye 
as i walk away she yells f*ck you me: i yell back"i wouldn't give you the pleasure"
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I had a blind internet date once with a woman I thought was "civil". She turned out to be "cybil".
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I had a blind internet date once with a woman I thought was "civil". She turned out to be "cybil". Don't even get me started swapping stories. There was the compulsive eyebrow licker for starters... |
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Edited by
longhairbiker
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Sun 02/15/09 06:32 PM
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What a refreshing surprise to go on a date with "cybil". One minute she's calm and collected. The next instantaneously screaming her head off at me. I'm like "Whoa- ok. Am I dating a bi- polar? Does she have a rare form of autism? Or have I entered the epitamy of twilight zone multiple personality disorders"?
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What a refreshing surprise to go on a date with "cybil". One minute she's calm and collected. The next instantaneously screaming her head off at me. I'm like "Whoa- ok. Am I dating a bi- polar? Does she have a rare form of autism? Or have I entered the epitamy of twilight zone presonality disorders"? I might have dated her sister once. Or did she relocate east??? |
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me:i'm an ass and i have to ask,are you the person in your photo? her:yes and i'm that size too. me:ok a few days pass we meet up me:i thought you were the size in your photo her:well i gained some weight. me:200 f*ckin pounds in a couple of days! her:your an asshole. me:your a deceiving b!tch...bye
as i walk away she yells f*ck you me: i yell back"i wouldn't give you the pleasure"
So the big ones find you attractive. No telling how many times they worked the scam and at least got a meal and a drink out of it. Numbers tell the story: If being huge failed to pay off in the norm, there wouldn't be many big gals. |
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I think she ended up being institutionalized. I was really scared and in fear of my safety.
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me:i'm an ass and i have to ask,are you the person in your photo? her:yes and i'm that size too. me:ok a few days pass we meet up me:i thought you were the size in your photo her:well i gained some weight. me:200 f*ckin pounds in a couple of days! her:your an asshole. me:your a deceiving b!tch...bye
as i walk away she yells f*ck you me: i yell back"i wouldn't give you the pleasure"
So the big ones find you attractive. No telling how many times they worked the scam and at least got a meal and a drink out of it. Numbers tell the story: If being huge failed to pay off in the norm, there wouldn't be many big gals. |
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I think she ended up being institutionalized. I was really scared and in fear of my safety. Geez, I've always thought there should be some kind of psych evaluation before they set people loose on these sites. |
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 I think she ended up being institutionalized. I was really scared and in fear of my safety. Geez, I've always thought there should be some kind of psych evaluation before they set people loose on these sites. good one
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Apparently 250 is the "new" 110!
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No really- I'm a midget. But I've got a normal size wiener. So that's a midget too, eh? Well done. LOL |
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lies on some profiles. Why? When you are under 5 feet and clearly weigh a good 250 lbs, you are not considered average! I don't know if this goes on in male profiles or not. I'm sure the girls will let me know! The gravity is stronger on Jupiter. |
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Yeah, my one and only date from here, said he was 35, which I found out was code for 45 and said he was 5'11" which is 5'5" in real life...... ugh
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Yeah, my one and only date from here, said he was 35, which I found out was code for 45 and said he was 5'11" which is 5'5" in real life...... ugh
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