A farm boy accidentally overturned a wagon of corn on
the road. A nearby farmer saw the accident and went
over to have a look and found the boy trying to right the
tipped wagon. "Hey Chris," the farmer said. "Forget
your troubles for a spell....its late, come have dinner
with us. I'll help you with that wagon after we eat."
"That's mighty nice of you, but Pa won't like that,"
Chris replied. "Aw, come on son. Take a break," the
farmer insisted. "Well, okay," the boy finally agreed.
"But Pa won't like it." After a hearty meal, Chris thanked
the farmer. "I feel a lot better now, but I just know that
Pa will be upset." "Nonsense," the farmer said.
"Where is your pa anyway?" "Under the wagon."

girl - 'my pa wouldnt like it'
Me - 'your pa aint gonna get it'

lol...