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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 22 | |
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Guess whos back
back again Shadys back tell a friend!!   
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<------hERE ARE MY THOUGHTS!!! 
That is a "one" track mind Sex before work...you were all heated and now the infamous "F^ck You" finger hmmm...got a theme going, Gypsy. |
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Im just tired of PEOPLE AND THEIR SH*T!!!
Did I shove that pound cake in your face to get you to be 380 lbs and did I give you that disease???? I see you are bald scoundrel!!! I bet its MY FAULT!!  
BLAME ME!!!
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muriel loves you
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My friends think Im going through PTSD........ya think????
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muriel loves you
And I dont claim to be perfect EVER......but **** YOU WORLD SOMETIMES!!! 
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Im just tired of PEOPLE AND THEIR SH*T!!! Did I shove that pound cake in your face to get you to be 380 lbs and did I give you that disease???? I see you are bald scoundrel!!! I bet its MY FAULT!!
BLAME ME!!!
Thank you, but I shave it to increase the solar energy. I live in Alaska, you know. Ever think of seeing the Northern Lights reflecting off of a guy's head? I'm original. Not your fault.
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Im just tired of PEOPLE AND THEIR SH*T!!! Did I shove that pound cake in your face to get you to be 380 lbs and did I give you that disease???? I see you are bald scoundrel!!! I bet its MY FAULT!!
BLAME ME!!!
Don't pay no mind to the tubby people, Gypsy. They're just looking for someone to yell at and complain to about their self-inflicted problems and their gluttony. And since YOU'RE the one who has to deal with their food-related problems, you're also essentially gonna play the piano player the tubby person's gonna shoot at, as you're the one who's there at the time. Just keep thinking erotic thoughts. 
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awww, look gypsy say's im number one !
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Im just tired of PEOPLE AND THEIR SH*T!!! Did I shove that pound cake in your face to get you to be 380 lbs and did I give you that disease???? I see you are bald scoundrel!!! I bet its MY FAULT!!
BLAME ME!!!
Thank you, but I shave it to increase the solar energy. I live in Alaska, you know. Ever think of seeing the Northern Lights reflecting off of a guy's head? I'm original. Not your fault.
YOU GUESSED IT!!!! <--------BLAME ME!!!
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Im just tired of PEOPLE AND THEIR SH*T!!! Did I shove that pound cake in your face to get you to be 380 lbs and did I give you that disease???? I see you are bald scoundrel!!! I bet its MY FAULT!!
BLAME ME!!!
Don't pay no mind to the tubby people, Gypsy. They're just looking for someone to yell at and complain to about their self-inflicted problems and their gluttony. And since YOU'RE the one who has to deal with their food-related problems, you're also essentially gonna play the piano player the tubby person's gonna shoot at, as you're the one who's there at the time. Just keep thinking erotic thoughts.
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muriel loves you
And I dont claim to be perfect EVER......but **** YOU WORLD SOMETIMES!!!
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awww, look gypsy say's im number one !
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all better now ?
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YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Now I need my cabana boys for a massage!!!! Jose!!! Miguel!!! Chop chop!!!
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Im just tired of PEOPLE AND THEIR SH*T!!! Did I shove that pound cake in your face to get you to be 380 lbs and did I give you that disease???? I see you are bald scoundrel!!! I bet its MY FAULT!!
BLAME ME!!!
Don't pay no mind to the tubby people, Gypsy. They're just looking for someone to yell at and complain to about their self-inflicted problems and their gluttony. And since YOU'RE the one who has to deal with their food-related problems, you're also essentially gonna play the piano player the tubby person's gonna shoot at, as you're the one who's there at the time. Just keep thinking erotic thoughts.
Yeah. That crap would wear out the best of stoics at times. You just gotta go with the flow and move on. Either that or go into another, less stressful line of work. After all... you DID know the job was dangerous when you took it, right? Just keep thinking those erotic thoughts.
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Im just tired of PEOPLE AND THEIR SH*T!!! Did I shove that pound cake in your face to get you to be 380 lbs and did I give you that disease???? I see you are bald scoundrel!!! I bet its MY FAULT!!
BLAME ME!!!
Don't pay no mind to the tubby people, Gypsy. They're just looking for someone to yell at and complain to about their self-inflicted problems and their gluttony. And since YOU'RE the one who has to deal with their food-related problems, you're also essentially gonna play the piano player the tubby person's gonna shoot at, as you're the one who's there at the time. Just keep thinking erotic thoughts.
Yeah. That crap would wear out the best of stoics at times. You just gotta go with the flow and move on. Either that or go into another, less stressful line of work. After all... you DID know the job was dangerous when you took it, right? Just keep thinking those erotic thoughts.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa erotic thoughts........ OHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
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And in other news..................
the sun shone today in Puglia and the bloody mary is the new black!!! Who knew???
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What can I truly blame on Gypsy??? Hmmmmmm.....
It's her fault that I began to feel welcome here. That led to me making an ass of myself, numerous times. It's her fault that I stayed up late sometimes, just so that I could say, "Welcome home!" when she got home from work. And that staying up made me tired and old. It's her fault that 9,457,833 wannabee romeos surf the net trying to find pix of women like her, to propose to. It's her fault that the Dogs of War of Mingle check in here for relief from the battle in other threads. It's her fault that her left-field witticisms deflate BS that is occurring in 6 or 8 threads each night. What else is Gypsy's fault? Oh...the diseases.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The "I'll help you put your foot in your mouth" disease The "Deflates your ego in sonic boom speed" disease The "Keep whining, and I'll give you something to whine about" disease The "Mature? I'll show you mature...boy" disease The "Do I want to have sex? Yes...but not with you" disease The... ...it just goes on. |
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What can I truly blame on Gypsy??? Hmmmmmm..... It's her fault that I began to feel welcome here. That led to me making an ass of myself, numerous times. It's her fault that I stayed up late sometimes, just so that I could say, "Welcome home!" when she got home from work. And that staying up made me tired and old. It's her fault that 9,457,833 wannabee romeos surf the net trying to find pix of women like her, to propose to. It's her fault that the Dogs of War of Mingle check in here for relief from the battle in other threads. It's her fault that her left-field witticisms deflate BS that is occurring in 6 or 8 threads each night. What else is Gypsy's fault? Oh...the diseases.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The "I'll help you put your foot in your mouth" disease The "Deflates your ego in sonic boom speed" disease The "Keep whining, and I'll give you something to whine about" disease The "Mature? I'll show you mature...boy" disease The "Do I want to have sex? Yes...but not with you" disease The... ...it just goes on. 
Here is $20!!! Now go buy yourself something "pretty"
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