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Topic: i need your prayers tonight
cottonelle's photo
Fri 02/13/09 03:48 PM
Edited by cottonelle on Fri 02/13/09 03:55 PM
i got the bathroom blues, does anyone really care?

pray for me


my hands are shaky and my knees are weak
i cant seem to get off of this toilet seat
who do you thank when you have such luck?
im in pain
im all backed up
mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!




IndnPrncs's photo
Fri 02/13/09 03:52 PM
(((Cotton))) haven't seen you in ages..

Oh and you're a bad bad boy... :laughing:

Dan99's photo
Fri 02/13/09 03:55 PM
I am really sorry to hear about that Phil. You, your bottom, and your family's bottoms are in my thoughts and prayers.

If there is anything i can do for your bottom please let me know.

PATSFAN's photo
Fri 02/13/09 03:55 PM
flowerforyou I eat a Fiber One bar every day, you should try it. My prayers are with you & your pottyflowerforyou

scorpio90's photo
Fri 02/13/09 03:59 PM
This too...shall pass.:tongue:

RKISIT's photo
Fri 02/13/09 03:59 PM
flowerforyou hope it don't slam shutflowerforyou

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Fri 02/13/09 04:00 PM
I don't give a crap.

no photo
Fri 02/13/09 04:01 PM
I'll pray your homeowners is paid up........

laugh

cottonelle's photo
Fri 02/13/09 04:06 PM
see dan? people do care

luckly i got this laptob so i can sit here and give live updates

wait, i think something is happening here

nope, false alarm


Dan99's photo
Fri 02/13/09 04:08 PM
I think the level of concern would justify you giving us live updates via webcam

cottonelle's photo
Fri 02/13/09 04:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZJC54ZgV0

mischievouskttn's photo
Fri 02/13/09 06:11 PM
rofl

cottonelle's photo
Fri 02/13/09 06:35 PM
hey koury, any suggestions to unclogging the pipes? you can poop on command so you should be able to help me

no photo
Fri 02/13/09 06:38 PM
eat lots of taco bell

mischievouskttn's photo
Fri 02/13/09 06:39 PM
Edited by mischievouskttn on Fri 02/13/09 06:40 PM
I'm sorry, it's a zen thing..takes years and years of practice.

You could always go with the Taco Bell cure..


EDIT: Dangit... :laughing:

Dan99's photo
Fri 02/13/09 06:40 PM
You could always throw the taco bell straight down the pan and cut the middle man out

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Fri 02/13/09 06:42 PM

I'm sorry, it's a zen thing..takes years and years of practice.

You could always go with the Taco Bell cure..


EDIT: Dangit... :laughing:
plumbing in hell? eat taco bell bigsmile

cottonelle's photo
Fri 02/13/09 07:08 PM
i`m just going to hold it in. i dont wanna be left with that empty feeling

Dan99's photo
Fri 02/13/09 07:14 PM
Let it out Phil, you are amongst friends here..

cottonelle's photo
Fri 02/13/09 07:16 PM
but i dont want to raise a stink around all my friends

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