OLDER WOMEN
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
"What's that a drink?" I asked.
"No it's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like, I said, breathlessly, "No, I haven't."
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs,
'Mom, you still awake?'



Don't Panic!

lol.......

No matter how many times I hear this joke.

It`s damn funny.

Hey Pats... in another thread ya wanted pictures!

pictures of what?


Don't Panic!

I have some limitations