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....so this jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
....This guy walks into a bar with some asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a double scotch and one for the road!" Actually, the "quickie" thing was one thing I was waxing nostalgic....remember how with the one you loved there was that time(s) when you just squeezed one lovin in before work or before the company arrived...and how good and smug and happy you felt.... or was that somthing I read in a book? |
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....so this jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!" ....This guy walks into a bar with some asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a double scotch and one for the road!" Actually, the "quickie" thing was one thing I was waxing nostalgic....remember how with the one you loved there was that time(s) when you just squeezed one lovin in before work or before the company arrived...and how good and smug and happy you felt.... or was that somthing I read in a book? |
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....so this jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!" ....This guy walks into a bar with some asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a double scotch and one for the road!" Actually, the "quickie" thing was one thing I was waxing nostalgic....remember how with the one you loved there was that time(s) when you just squeezed one lovin in before work or before the company arrived...and how good and smug and happy you felt.... or was that somthing I read in a book? Nope its true. Havent felt that way in ages. |
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quickie...it that something do with an oil change? Been to long to remember what a quickie really is, too many cobwebs |
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Line from a movie, comedy about Dracula
"Never a quickee, ALWAYS a LOOOOOONGEEEEEE" |
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