just a mix of stuff i find funny and cool. I cant remember who said them all. but that doesn't really matter.

ps. dose any one else have trouble spelling asnwser or dosnt? no matter how many times i used spell check you'd think i'd be able to spell it by now. but no.

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...then I'll see you in heck!

so it goes

sh!ts going down!

who are you buying that 40oz for?
Satan. I'm pouring one out for my homie.

hey do you hav' a latta' in here?

Ive tried everything from diarrhea to needles.

be happy

hold on... im gonna put on my drinking pants

if a person cant communicate the least he can do is shut up about it

you cant build a reputation on what your going to do

you can only be young once, but you can be immature forever

listen, ill be honest i love jesus... but i drink a little

I dont drink alot, jus to thin the blood

live like a king die like a man

a good friend is worth more then his weight in gold

you never know what you have till its gone

let go of the past and move forward

at the end of the game the king and the pawn go in the same box

Va', E Torna Vincitore
it goes, and returns winning

better one day as a lion then a thousand as a sheep

since the house is on fire, let us warm ourselves

enjoy yourself because there is nothing on this earth we can call our own

fall seven times stand up eight

no matter how far you've gone on the road. turn back.

every seed knows its time

beware a quite dog and still water

dont look where you fell, but where you slipped

never visit hell sober

welcome to my nightmare, i think your gonna like it

I dont want you to be mine... I want you to be your own

today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you

go to heaven for the weather, go to hell for the conversation

love it, love it hard

i love this cornbread so much i wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

live every week like its shark week

fools rush in where angels fear to tread

well thats it. have a nice life.

"i love this cornbread so much i wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant "