i will tell u about my jealousy issues.
i dress in old clothes cause i have a dog or 2, and wear a black burglar hat over my head cause i need a haircut. my hair is kinda growing out.
then, i am on a diet cause i used to be a size 12, and before i kick it, i am going to get down there again. and finally, i am going to get rid of those chicken wings that suddenly crept under my arm, plus that celulite that has camped on my asp.

so what do i c the other day, a lovely woman who was very skinny, dressed in tight legged trouser pants, with a brilliant blue blouse on and skinny arms w/no underhang. she had a lovely hair cut, and i tried to figure out if she dyed her hair, but it was impossible to tell. then, i noticed her lovely gold earrings, that framed her exquisitely beautiful face touched up with just a slight amount of the right colored makeup. then, i tried to figure if she had any cellulite and it was impossible to see of course, so i guessed nope.

then, later i noticed she had huge diamonds on her fingers indicating a significant other that supports all this plus her silver shiny toyota camry.

so i went home, looked in the mirror, and decided to make some changes. call it jealousy or a wakeup call. name it what u wish.

My first wife was a size 10, my second wife was a size 7, my third wife, size 3. Looking at the trend, I'm going to have to join www.singlepygmy.com

Use to be all those sizes and I thought to skinny and could eat anything those days are gone I'd be happy in a 12 doesn't take much. Just no sweet no starch and maybe take the cream out of my coffee lol

I am not jealous, but I do mark my territory!!!!

I know the feeling, I used to be a bean pole, now I'm closer to bean shaped

I have lost 35 pounds since moving to AZ. Walking and playing golf is much better than sitting on the fishing boat eating chocolate donuts.

Smiles the desert sucks all that water out of your :)

Out of my WHAT?