A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."


"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."


"Incredible," said the man.


"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire Life."


"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.


"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

lol

Hillary will git chu

well she can sure try. but i have freedon of speech. lol

roflmao good one