RULES: You are supposed to write a note with 15 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. We want to know more about you.


1. When i was 5 my parents bought me the movie 'Spaceballs' "He's an Asshole sir, Major Asshole" "....How many Asshole we got on the ship?" {bunch of people stand and respond "YO!" lol prolly one of my favorite movies ever. I still havent figured why my parent would let a five y/o watch such a movie over, and over, and over....

2. I have dredlocks, NOT braids! Get it right!

3. I have a habit of insulting famous people. I told Tray Parker and Matt Stone that South Park sucks. I told Gordon Ramsey of Hell's Kitchen that he needs to work on his jump shot... (really you should see him play basket ball) After i say these things i realize, "****! you guys can find me work!"

4. One time Dean Cain stole my shoe right off my foot. LOL

5. I use to believe that love is like a John Cusack movie... until i heard him say in an interview "Movies tell lies about love" i wish i knew that before i stood out in the rain with a boom box over my head! Anyone got some cold medication?

6. I dont like talking to people who say things like love is dead or i enjoy being single or generally people that are love haters. It is a general lie! We, humans need to be loved. No one makes it alone. The tom hanks movie Cast Away shows this perfectly. All alone on an island Tom Hanks creates a companion, Wilson. Wilson keeps him sane for the whole film and when Wilson is lost at sea, we the audience feel that loss! because we know the importance of having a companion..

7. I want to run for public office in California. I think i could make a difference. Lower Taxes for all!!

8. I drank so much last night i am still drunk right now. I friggin hate Alcohol.

9. People from high school still remember me and add me as friends of facebook. I feel bad because High School is completely blocked from my mind and i cant recall knowing them.

10. I joined the Navy when i was 17 on a whim. I didnt even ask my parents. I just know i didnt wanna be in Jr College with half my High School.

11. I think i could figure out how to biuld a vessle that could get me to the moon and back with parts from my garage... but women.... i dont think i can figure that one out.

12. I believe that being nice to people no matter the situation is a great service to humanity. If u live your life being polite be prepared for people to think you are friggin wierd...but sooner or later people will begin to see the light.

13. Men should get Mani/Pedis at least 3 times a year. You may think you are sexy man meat but no girl wants your crusty feet ripping up her 300 thread count sheets!

14. Me and my brother have never gotten along, I think because we have different fathers and he never got over it. I always look at guys relationship with their brothers and envy them.

15. My last name is Elder, my brother and sister's last name is Bishop.... my mom must have wanted to start a church lol.

WOW! That is much too much information! I'm better taken in sips...rather than gulps...

1. I detest vanilla ice cream.

2. When I was 6, I wanted to be a pizza hut waitress. I used to proudly announce this in front of my parents and their friends... I think my doctor daddy and MA nurse mommy had higher aspirations.

3. I used to run away to my basement with a littlesuitcase and a book.... and a snack. When the snack was over I'd go back upstairs and no one knew I was even gone but I felt like such a rebel.

4. I had a recurring nightmare all through my childhood.

5. I tried cocaine when I was 12.

6. I loved the Muppets... loved it loved it loved it!!

7. My IQ is in the 97%.

8. The smell of patchuli causes bile to rise in my throat.

9. I like hospital food.

10. Every time I cross the Newport Bridge (Okay, okay, the Senator Claibourne Pell Bridge) I get goosebumps and teary eyed.

11. If you bring me strawberries and then hold up a bottle of champagne.... I'm putting out!

12. I have seen all the Star Wars movies in the theater and I know Captain Kirk's middle name.

13. I think mixing alcohol and milk is a nasty, nasty idea. EWWWW.

14. Dark chocolate is my favorite chocolate.

15. I adore special effects and action movies, and Vin Diesel... oh my lord....

Great thread, dred. I'll take a shot...

1. I’ve been blessed by a saint. Well, a future saint, anyway.

2. I’ve walked in the footsteps of both emperors and those condemned to die.

3. I was once stabbed by a fish. Yes, stabbed.

4. I’ve been in the bedroom of a convicted murderer…while he was there.

5. I came “this close” to punching-out Joe Pesci. He was asking for it.

6. I have a birthmark in the shape on a heart on a rather embarrassing part of my anatomy.

7. I believe anyone who believes in lowering taxes must be a decent man. (*wink and a nod to the dred-man*)

8. I live on an island, and I’m drinking rum right now. Yar!!!!

9. I’m constantly amazed and deeply comforted by the fact that people who seem different aren’t really all that different when it comes down to it.

10. I’ve seen Liberace in concert…while wearing a Motley Crue tee-shirt.

11. I can’t help myself. I sing along with Simon and Garfunkel. Badly. (“Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.”)

12. I believe any woman who knows Captain Kirk’s middle name is very likely worth keeping. (*wink and nod to lilith*)

13. I’ve survived a major earthquake and consider anything less than a 6 to be child’s play.

14. I too often “talk” for animals. Most of the time they’re thinking one of two things: “Don’t eat me,” or “Give me food.” Go figure.

15. The Shire is my ideal home.

i am curious as to what seeing all the star wars movies has to do with knowing cpt. kirks middle name lol

1) when i was about 5 i had a dream that my entire house was covered in tarantulas, now my parents raise tarantulas

2) i'm terrified of clowns ever since watchin the movie IT

3) when i was 13 i slide across the highschool parking lot and took a 1 inch chunk out of my left elbow

4)i have every intention of making sure my kids have everything they need , even if that means i starve so they can eat at times

5) i have read 30 romance novels in less than 2 weeks

6) in the last 3 years i have briefly lived in oklahoma and kansas

7) i joined the army when i was 20 , waited 2 weeks to be moved from reception to basic and then spent 3 weeks waiting to be sent home when it was discovered that i suffered a miscarraige while i was there (didnt know i was pregnant)

8) my daughter father now lives with me and sleeps on my couch after 7 years of never meeting his daughter

9) i havent driven a car in about 5 years

10) after being used to cooking on a gas stove , i'm now forced to use an electric skillet

11) i'm a dark chocoholic, if its dark chocolate i'll eat it.. which reminds me i have dark choc. brownies to make

12) i lived with my parents untill i was 25 years old ( dont ask)

13) i hate working at a texasburger/subway, 13 hours on your feet all day for 6 days a week is bad for your body( never again!!)

14) my hair grows faster than anyone else's in my family in a years time it went from being shaved all off to being almost to the middle of my back

15) i have a toothache from hell

like fine wine darling be seeing you

1. I'm a really big guy but I'm terrified of spiders.

2. I love Spongebob

3. I wear a size 16 shoe

4. When I got my ears pierced I was so afraid to show my mom I didnt go home for a couple weeks

5. I fell in love with basketball when I was 10 and am still upsessed with it.

6. I have always wanted to play football.

7. I took too many concerta earlier so I'm bouncing off the walls right now.

8. I hate living things that are bigger then me

9. If a girl asks the right way they can get whatever they want from me

10. I still dream about playing in the NBA

11. When I was 15 I thought B. Spears was Gods gift to earth.

12. If i could marry any woman right now I would marry Alicia Keys

13. One thing I regret in my life is selling Illegal products

14. I hate school with a passion

15. I'm kinda shy

Hmmmmmmm 15, Lets give this a try!!!!

1. At 18 I married the man of my dreams, had three amazing children and after 7 years of Bliss Aside of this man I never thought was there appeared, 6 years of abuse later I realized there has got to be more of Life.. (Yep) there is..

2. Four months into my last pregnancy I was told I had a brain tumor and they (Dr’s) advised me that carrying my child full term was not a good option, needless to say
My Son and I survived his delivery and the following surgery,,,

3. I believe Angels surround us

4. Before I leave this planet we call Earth I would like to pack back through the Alps
Finland, and sit upon the Tribes the Diverse Cultures around the world.

5. I would one day like to say goodbye forever to the (cancer) that plagues my body

6. I so Love Ice Cream and sitting on my buttttt and eating a gallon at a time is pure
Bliss

7. I envision a world of peace and believe there is good in all

8. I am a proud Mom of 4 Loving Young adults and 3 incredible grandchildren

9. Thrusday night I watch Grey’s Anatomy and do not answer my phone if it rings until the show is over.

10. I play in the Mudd with my grandson and we have a race as to who can find the most bugs

11. Coffee is my addiction,

12. I have never been to a Bar and have never been drunk

13. Life is Awesome,, I choose to live it with a bit of Pizazzz in my step

14. I am simply me,, no more no less
I am perfect within all my Imperfections

15. Yoga and Meditation do a body good

Interesting reading.......

1. I've had four surgeries on one knee.

2. If it can't be cooked on a bbq, it ain't worth having.

3. I've even baked pecan pies on the bbq.

4. After divorce, I lived in 180 sq. ft. camp trailer
for three years. Was a very good thing looking back.

5. I still race motocross.

6. I caught a sturgeon this past fall that was over 12'
long, but he snapped my pole in half just when he was
within reach.

7. Encountered five grizzlies (separate incidents) this
past summer.

8. The last concert I attended was Def Leppard.

9. I believe in Christ crucified.

10. I make high-end custom hunting rifles as a hobby.

11. I tie flies for fly-fishing.

12. I believe life is not about me.

13. I've met Norman Schwarzkopf, among other famous people.

14. I'm about 4-5" taller then Arnold Schwarzenegger (met
at Sun Valley one year)

15. I've been on the Dr. Phil show.

You aint never lied