THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE

AGE - DRINK
17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

AGE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 - Need to wash my hair
25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
35 - Need to color my hair
48 - Need to have Alberto color my hair
66 - Need to have Alberto color my wig

AGE- FAVORITE SPORT
17 - Shopping
25 - Shopping
35 - Shopping
48 - Shopping
66 - Shopping

AGE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 - Mickey D's
25 - Free meal
35 - A diamond
48 - A bigger diamond
66 - Home Alone

AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY
17 - Tall, dark and handsome
25 - Tall, dark and handsome with money
35 - Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 - A man with hair
66 - A man

AGE- WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 - 17
25 - 25
35 - 35
48 - 48
66 - 66

AGE- IDEAL DATE
17 - He offers to pay
25 - He pays
35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 - He can chew breakfast the next morning
66 - He's still alive the next morning

sounds about right

now, now, OC.. we don't all fit in there. lol

are u sure?

si. quite sure.

I aint