Topic: Next season of Survivor to be shot in Texas
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Thu 02/05/09 12:56 PM
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Producers are planning to do one entitled, "Survivor - Texas."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!

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Thu 02/05/09 12:57 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 02/05/09 12:58 PM
laugh

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Thu 02/05/09 01:07 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 02/05/09 01:08 PM
funny, but you have to much time to think. ohwell

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Thu 02/05/09 01:37 PM

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Producers are planning to do one entitled, "Survivor - Texas."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!





Anyone who's watched a BBC show called "Top Gear" will know that they did a stunt similar to this, with the exception that they started in Florida and drove through Alabama and Arkansas, ending the road trip in New Orleans, Louisiana.

One of the gags had the three hosts painting signs saying "Hillary For President", "Rednecks are Gay", and several other slogans meant to try to incite the local population while they tried to make their way to their destination.

It was pretty funny stuff.