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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 19
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Mon 02/02/09 11:16 AM
Soooooooooooo basically only 1 person in the kitchen!!! 1 chief.....the rest are just indians.laugh

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Mon 02/02/09 11:19 AM
2 southern belles were sitting having tea one says"my Henry just bought us a cruise to Bahama"
the other says thats nice

"My Henry just bought me a mink coat"

"Thats nice"

"MY Henry just bought me a new car"

"Thats nice"

" What has Sam done for you?"

"He sent me to charm school"

"Whatever for!"



"I used to say Fu2k you now I just say thats nice"

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Mon 02/02/09 11:21 AM

2 southern belles were sitting having tea one says"my Henry just bought us a cruise to Bahama"
the other says thats nice

"My Henry just bought me a mink coat"

"Thats nice"

"MY Henry just bought me a new car"

"Thats nice"

" What has Sam done for you?"

"He sent me to charm school"

"Whatever for!"



"I used to say Fu2k you now I just say thats nice"
hahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 02/02/09 11:22 AM
I thought you'd like that onebigsmile

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Mon 02/02/09 11:22 AM


Remember my funny saturday morning cooking show? When I first came on here? I shoulda kept it going. The only problem was the middle aged detractor closed minded b!tches that quipped in those "That's not the way I do it". Or they would quip "You're doing it wrong- you HAVE to do it like this"! So I gave it up because I'm too nice to say "F*ck you- my cooking show b!tch!!! Not yours!!! Shut the f*ck up or I will take this cleaver and my next entree will be you"!!!!! Instead I just said "That's nice".
I dont remember that at all!!!laugh laugh laugh Btw......did ya leave the stove on???? Is that the right temperature??? Are you sure??? Is that going to be brown enough?>>>>:wink: laugh laugh laugh laugh
....oh yeah. Again half the people would get the jokes because I imitated all the great cooking shows from emeril to julia child to the fag from death by chocolate. But the other half of the overly skeptical crunts were so critical and downright cynical that I gave up. How do you think the "Tacos in a bag" thread started? That's because I got sick of the crunts critiqueing my cooking show!

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Mon 02/02/09 11:24 AM
I gotta get back to workohwell


Good chattin with you bothdrinker

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Mon 02/02/09 11:25 AM
See ya carebear!!!drinker

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Mon 02/02/09 11:26 AM
I'm hungry indifferent sooooooooooooooooooo hungry pitchfork

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Mon 02/02/09 11:26 AM

I thought you'd like that onebigsmile
...I liked it! That's nice!

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Mon 02/02/09 11:27 AM
Biker....people are really weird about their cooking. Youre weird about your cooking. Im sure you would critique me if you saw me cooking!!!laugh

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Mon 02/02/09 11:27 AM

I'm hungry indifferent sooooooooooooooooooo hungry pitchfork
Im making another tea.......no food yet.....drinker

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Mon 02/02/09 11:28 AM
Bye carebear. Helllllllooooo purple.

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Mon 02/02/09 11:30 AM
ya I'm back to my tea an my tummy is rumbling noway ohwell

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Mon 02/02/09 11:31 AM
Smokey is sick@@@sick

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Mon 02/02/09 11:33 AM
aaawwwwwwwwwwwww poor (((((((Smokey))))))))flowerforyou

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Mon 02/02/09 11:34 AM

Biker....people are really weird about their cooking. Youre weird about your cooking. Im sure you would critique me if you saw me cooking!!!laugh
...no. I would never do that to you ever. I love and respect you and around the world that is an insult to critique while cooking. But if you ask me my opinion or thoughts after the meal- I will be fair and honest. YOU need to learn this. If we ever go see emeril live and you start critiqueing his cooking while he is cooking? Don't be surprised if you get BAMM!!!

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Mon 02/02/09 11:36 AM


Biker....people are really weird about their cooking. Youre weird about your cooking. Im sure you would critique me if you saw me cooking!!!laugh
...no. I would never do that to you ever. I love and respect you and around the world that is an insult to critique while cooking. But if you ask me my opinion or thoughts after the meal- I will be fair and honest. YOU need to learn this. If we ever go see emeril live and you start critiqueing his cooking while he is cooking? Don't be surprised if you get BAMM!!!
Ohhhhhhhh really??? What if you ask questions while you are cooking??? Isnt that just asking a question or is that criticizing??? huh

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Mon 02/02/09 11:38 AM
Dear diary.......why when you are actually trying to help someone they call it an "opinion"????? WTF is that?????huh

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Mon 02/02/09 11:38 AM
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/202273

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Mon 02/02/09 11:39 AM
Pictures rachel ray on top of gypsy beating the crap out of her for critiqueing while cooking. I think she could take you. Never critique the chef while cooking!!! That's where spit on a mcdonalds hamburger came from!

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