Topic: offensive jewish joke but my jewish friend told it to me-no
dac247's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:27 PM
how do you fit 20 jews into a VW bug?

you put 4 in the seats and 16 in the ashtray

Seriously-my jewish friend told me that!



dac247's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:31 PM
no offense to anyone-it is just a joke


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Wed 01/28/09 06:53 PM
That's actually pretty funny. :laughing:

And I personally wouldn't worry about political correctness. After all, it's like what Jackie Mason once said...

"If you can't laugh at yourself, WHO can you laugh at!"

Dan99's photo
Wed 01/28/09 07:10 PM
OR


Throw a penny in there..

Inkracer's photo
Wed 01/28/09 07:15 PM

OR


Throw a penny in there..


You throw the penny, and watch them fight to the death. . .

Dan99's photo
Wed 01/28/09 07:18 PM
I cant talk, im part Scottish, i dropped a penny and when i bent down to pick it up it hit me on the back of the head..

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Wed 01/28/09 07:35 PM
Edited by quiet_2008 on Wed 01/28/09 07:36 PM
what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?


pizzas don't scream when you put em in the oven


(as long as we're telling sick and twisted jokes)

Dan99's photo
Wed 01/28/09 07:39 PM

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?


pizzas don't scream when you put em in the oven




Nor do they when you cover them in pork

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Wed 01/28/09 07:41 PM
heya Dan

howya feelin?

Dan99's photo
Wed 01/28/09 07:44 PM
Hey Robin! Much better thank you, i feel back to normal now. Though i got a phone call from the hospital the other day and they now think i had Hepatitis(E), and not Mono. I wish they would make their minds up!

Sorry for hijacking this racist thread! lol