You gotta sing it to the rhythm of

'I will survive'.


SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches,

Lord I almost died!


But I'd spent so many years

just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong,
and I knew that I could take you on...


But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac

and you've brought me a French fry!


I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now - go! ,

Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches,

then turn up with only 4!



Weren't you a jerk to think

I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking

when we say size don't count

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!

I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control

not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener

standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego

and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin'

for a cordless multi-speed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!

I will survive! Hey! Hey!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got it in an email and cracked up, LMAO

This is way too funny.



Finally, a song to sing

Glad you liked it